The Falsifiability Feline

Every math student knows that panic when your professor says "prove by induction" and suddenly you're frantically scribbling base cases and inductive steps! This meme perfectly captures that mathematical superhero moment where you're asked to prove something for all natural numbers (n∈ℕ), and you pull the classic move: assume it works for n=k, then show it also works for n=k+1. Boom! Mathematical induction saves the day! It's basically the mathematical version of "fake it till you make it" but with actual logical validity. 💯

The eternal academic rivalry captured perfectly! Mathematicians strut around with their buff "Swole Doge" energy, declaring theorems that are supposedly eternal and universal. Meanwhile, physicists are over there with their derpy "Cheems" vibe, proposing laws that work great... until some pesky experiment shows they don't. This is basically Newtonian mechanics vs. quantum mechanics in a nutshell. Newton's laws worked beautifully for centuries until physicists started poking around with tiny particles and high speeds. Then suddenly it was "Oops, we need a whole new framework!" Physics laws are basically just glorified approximations with expiration dates.

The eternal college rivalry in its purest form! Engineering students sitting there with their calculators and physics formulas, completely convinced they're the chosen ones of academia. Meanwhile, every other major is like "could you tone down the god complex for FIVE MINUTES?!" The best part? Engineers aren't even denying it! They're just nodding and thinking "Yes, I did design that bridge you're driving on, thank you very much." The confidence is simultaneously hilarious and terrifying - these are the people building our infrastructure while surviving on energy drinks and 3 hours of sleep!

Engineering education: where reality is optional and math is negotiable! This alignment chart brilliantly categorizes the lies we tell ourselves to make calculations easier. From the classic "no air resistance" (because wind is just a social construct) to the mathematical blasphemy of "π=3" (mathematicians are screaming somewhere). The small approximation sin(x)≈x is practically a gateway drug to the dark arts of engineering. And let's not forget the student's prayer: "The pop quiz probably isn't today" – the most chaotic evil assumption that has destroyed countless GPAs. My personal favorite? "The professor must have made a mistake." The rallying cry of every student who got different answers than their classmates but is too stubborn to admit they're wrong. Engineering: where we build bridges on assumptions and hope for the best!

The engineering hierarchy in its natural habitat. Mechanical and aerospace engineers pretending civil engineers don't exist, while simultaneously terrorizing them with Newton's Second Law. F=ma≠0 is apparently the engineering equivalent of showing a horror movie to a toddler. Meanwhile, civil engineers are just trying to build bridges without getting bullied about their fear of moving objects. Classic STEM food chain dynamics.

Ever notice how those thermodynamic tables in the back of chemistry textbooks are printed on what must be military-grade paper? While chemistry majors peacefully snooze through their existential crises, some poor soul had to experimentally determine the Gibbs free energy of 4,827 different compounds at standard conditions. These unsung lab warriors literally set themselves on fire so you could skip that calculation and still pass Physical Chemistry. Next time you flip to those tables, pour one out for the graduate students who probably lost their eyebrows measuring the heat of formation of dinitrogen tetroxide.