The Real Design Process Flow Chart

Mind = BLOWN! That moment when your brain short-circuits because the mighty RS-25 engines—capable of launching humans to SPACE—are basically just fancy teakettles! 🚀💦 These engineering marvels burn hydrogen with oxygen to create... wait for it... STEAM! That's right! The same stuff coming out of your morning coffee is what's propelling a 2,000-ton spacecraft into orbit at 17,500 mph. The universe runs on irony and H₂O, my friends! Next time someone asks what powers space travel, just tell them "spicy water" and watch their expression match this meme perfectly!

The eternal divide between theoretical and practical engineering in four panels. First panel: innocent bystander asks buff engineer how they achieved such physique. Second panel: engineer responds with the most engineering answer possible - "I approximate." Third panel: reality hits when they admit they did exactly one push-up. Fourth panel: shocked observer's reaction says it all. This is precisely why engineering textbooks say "assume a frictionless surface" and then somehow build actual bridges that don't collapse. The gap between theoretical calculations and practical implementation is where engineering nightmares are born.

Form follows function? Not today, Satan! Fujitsu's collapsible Ethernet port is what happens when engineers refuse to sacrifice functionality for thinness. While Apple's over there eliminating ports faster than my coffee disappears on Monday morning, Fujitsu's pulling the ultimate "watch this" move with their pop-out LAN port. It's basically origami for computer parts—practical problem-solving that makes you wonder why we're all carrying around 17 dongles just to connect a simple Ethernet cable. Engineering at its finest: refusing to accept "impossible" and instead building a mechanical marvel that would make Rube Goldberg slow clap.

That moment when your brilliant "horsepower multiplication theory" crashes into the wall of actual physics! Sure, a pregnant horse isn't suddenly packing double the watts—horsepower is a unit of power equal to 746 watts, not a literal count of equines involved. But hey, technically the pregnant horse IS carrying more mass while maintaining speed, so it's working harder... just not in the way my sleep-deprived brain tried to explain during finals week. The physics teacher's disappointed seal face says it all—another student who needs to stop watching midnight YouTube and start reading textbooks.

Engineering brilliance at its finest! 😂 The perfect representation of that classic engineering paradox - "To build X, first start with X." Dave's innovative megaphone solution perfectly captures how engineers solve problems in the field: just use the exact thing you're trying to create! It's like saying "to make a time machine, you'll need: some gears, a flux capacitor, and a time machine." Pure engineering genius that would make even MacGyver proud!

Why choose between fission and photons when you can SMASH BOTH BUTTONS?! The energy debate isn't binary, folks—it's a buffet! Nuclear gives us that sweet, sweet baseline power without the carbon belching, while renewables catch those sun rays and wind gusts that would otherwise just... exist uselessly. Only a true energy mastermind realizes we need EVERYTHING in our power portfolio. It's like having both chocolate AND vanilla ice cream—except instead of dessert, we're talking about preventing climate catastrophe while keeping the lights on. *maniacal scientist cackle*