When Your Valentine Has A PhD In Mathematics

Equations Love Parametric Heart Calculus Romance Mathematicians Nerdy

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When Your Valentine Has A PhD In Mathematics

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The romantic mathematician's dilemma in full glory! Up top, we've got a sweet attempt at love with a simple heart-shaped parametric equation (x(t)=sin(t)(1-cos(t)), y(t)=cos(t)(1-cos(t))). But apparently that's "pathetic" according to some people with impossibly high standards!

Meanwhile, our frustrated mathematician at the bottom is pointing to what a REAL anatomical heart equation looks like - a horrifying wall of mathematical chaos that would make even Newton weep into his calculus notes.

It's the perfect metaphor for dating a math purist! "Oh, you think that simplified representation captures the essence of love? BEHOLD THE ACTUAL COMPLEXITY, YOU CASUAL!"

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