When Your Little Cousin Solves Math With Love

Oh, the sweet chemical delusion of first-year students! That magical moment when you waltz into Chemistry 101 thinking it's all colorful explosions and breaking bad scenarios—then BAM! —differential equations slap you across the face! Poor innocent souls discover that chemistry is basically math wearing a lab coat. Equilibrium constants? Math. Reaction rates? Math. Orbital theory? MATH WITH 3D GLASSES ON! The transition from "I'm going to make cool compounds" to "help, I'm drowning in calculus" happens faster than a catalyzed reaction! 🧪➗😱

Mathematical proofs used to require pages of calculations, elegant reasoning, and years of training. Now we're just asking ChatGPT for the last 8 digits of π and calling it a day. 🤖 Somewhere, Euclid is rolling in his grave while Ramanujan is trying to figure out if he can reincarnate as an AI. The future of mathematics: less chalk dust, more prompt engineering.

Poor David's about to learn that infinite series can be financially devastating! This math problem is asking for the sum of an arithmetic sequence that continues forever . The answer? Infinity (∞) dollars! Which is just mathematician-speak for "you're broke but in a theoretical way." The negative fraction option (-1/12) is especially devious - it's actually related to the sum of natural numbers through some mind-bending math wizardry that would make your calculator cry. Meanwhile, the "ℵ₀ dollars" option is flaunting fancy aleph null notation like it's showing off at a math party. David should've just opened a savings account instead of a portal into mathematical madness!

The brutal honesty of higher mathematics in one slide! That "helpful" tip about visualizing 14-dimensional hyperplanes by just saying "fourteen" out loud is peak academic coping mechanism. It's like telling someone who can't swim to "just imagine not drowning." The best part is the casual admission that mathematicians are all just faking their way through higher dimensions with this ridiculous trick. And that note about 13D to 14D being as complex as 2D to 3D? Pure mathematical trauma disguised as a helpful warning. Next up in the advanced math toolkit: screaming "non-Euclidean" while curling into fetal position.

The perfect academic hierarchy in four panels! Mathematicians live in a world of absolutes—triangles are triangles, no exceptions. Scientists embrace probability distributions because nature rarely gives straight answers. Engineers are busy building rockets to reach places we haven't gone yet. But bioengineers? They're creating unholy dinosaur-snake hybrids that evolution wisely avoided. It's the perfect progression from theoretical purity to "just because we can doesn't mean we should" mad science. The bioengineers' gleeful expression says it all—creating monsters is way more fun than proving theorems!

When math meets physics and creates pure chaos! This student tried to outsmart the classic "division by zero" problem by using temperature conversion between Celsius and Kelvin. Nice try, Einstein Junior! The mathematical rule that division by zero is undefined remains undefeated, even when you try to sneak in temperature units. The teacher's Phoenix Wright-style shutdown is the mathematical equivalent of saying "your creativity is impressive, but your logic is a three-ring disaster!"