When Traditional Multiplication Is Too Much Drama, Just Break Them Down Like A Pro

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When Traditional Multiplication Is Too Much Drama, Just Break Them Down Like A Pro

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Who needs to multiply like a normie when you can distribute like a mathematical mastermind? The top panel shows the barbaric approach of direct multiplication (gasp!), while the bottom reveals the elegant distributive property breaking down 7492 into its component parts. It's like watching someone eat an entire burrito in one bite versus someone who savors each ingredient separately. Mathematicians everywhere are nodding in approval while secretly judging anyone who doesn't appreciate this computational flex. The distributive property isn't just a math trick—it's a lifestyle choice for the intellectually sophisticated!

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