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Why Using Plus Sign When Multiplication Is Wrong Too?

Why Using Plus Sign When Multiplication Is Wrong Too?
The punchline is the mathematical bamboozle! What looks like a complex function f(x,y) turns out to be just multiplication. The first three equations show 1×4=5 , 2×5=12 , and 3×6=21 - which are all wrong! The character's smug expression perfectly captures that moment when you realize these viral math puzzles are deliberately designed with incorrect operations to spark internet arguments. The answer to f(8,11) should be 88 if following the multiplication pattern, but honestly, who cares? It's a trap designed to make people fight in comment sections while engagement metrics soar. Next time you see one of these, just remember: the real function is generating ad revenue.

The First Cell's Multiplication Crisis

The First Cell's Multiplication Crisis
Ever wonder what happened when the first cell tried meiosis? Pure cellular panic followed by uncontrolled multiplication! The meme perfectly captures that evolutionary "oops" moment when a single cell suddenly found itself duplicating into two identical copies (mitosis), then those cells freaking out with "OH NO!" before realizing there's no going back and just continuing to multiply with "ANYWAY" into 4, 8, 16 cells and beyond. It's basically the cellular equivalent of accidentally hitting "reply all" on an email and then just owning it. Evolution's greatest "hold my beer" moment that eventually led to sexual reproduction and genetic diversity. Thanks, rebellious primordial cell!

Bad Trip Into Basic Arithmetic

Bad Trip Into Basic Arithmetic
The mathematical epiphany after consuming certain substances is a time-honored tradition. Our protagonist is having a profound realization about multiplication properties that would make elementary school teachers proud (or concerned). He's rediscovering the fundamental properties of zero and one in multiplication with the intensity of someone who just unlocked the secrets of the universe. The expression on his face says it all - that moment when basic arithmetic feels like quantum physics. Truly the Archimedes of the couch, shouting "Eureka!" about something we all learned in second grade. Mathematical revelations hit different when you're... relaxed.

Cursed Matrix Multiplication

Cursed Matrix Multiplication
The mathematician is being carried away on a stretcher because he committed the ultimate mathematical sin - element-wise matrix multiplication instead of proper matrix multiplication! In linear algebra, matrices multiply through a specific row-column operation, but this poor soul just multiplied the corresponding elements directly (3×5, 6×4, etc.). That's like putting pineapple on pizza in the math world - technically possible but enough to get your math license revoked. No wonder they're rushing him to the Mathematical Emergency Room!

Guess The Operators! (Easy To Hard) Part 2

Guess The Operators! (Easy To Hard) Part 2
Mathematical operators have never been this delicious! This genius puzzle uses visual puns to represent math operators: 1. Hermit Crab = Shell/Division (get it? Because it's in a shell!) 2. Lamb Chop + Bert = Minus/Subtraction (lamb-Bert = λ-Bert = subtract) 3. Chocolatier + Mint Leaf = Times/Multiplication (After Eight mint chocolate = × = multiply) 4. Fabric + Wood = Plus/Addition (texture + grain = cross-grain = +) The progression from "easy" to "hard" is diabolical! Your math teacher would either love this or have a nervous breakdown trying to grade it.

Conservative Math: When 3×2=Liberal Propaganda

Conservative Math: When 3×2=Liberal Propaganda
The perfect satire of science denial in mathematical form! Someone's claiming that multiplication is a liberal conspiracy and 3×2 can only equal 5 or 1 (addition or subtraction). It's basically the mathematical equivalent of saying "I reject your reality and substitute my own." The parallel to biology deniers who only accept the parts of science that fit their worldview is *chef's kiss* perfect. Next up: gravity is just a theory, so I'm not falling—I'm choosing to accelerate toward Earth at 9.8 m/s²!

Non-Abelian Multiplication

Non-Abelian Multiplication
Technically correct, the best kind of correct in mathematics. The student was asked to write an addition equation that matches 3×4=12, and they delivered with surgical precision: 3+3+3+3=12 and 4+4+4=12. The teacher marked it wrong, but in the hallowed halls of mathematical rigor, this kid deserves a PhD, not an X. Multiplication is just repeated addition after all—something we conveniently forget until some elementary school revolutionary reminds us. Future Fields medalist right here, operating on a plane where conventional pedagogy fears to tread.

They Are Now Even Numbers

They Are Now Even Numbers
The mathematical transformation from odd to even is portrayed as a dramatic identity change! When odd numbers (1, 3, 5...) get multiplied by 2, they instantly become divisible by 2 - the very definition of even numbers. It's like they're strutting around with their new mathematical status: "We're even now, b*tch." The perfect mathematical glow-up story. Next week on Mathematical Makeovers: prime numbers getting factorized!

The Delicious Matrix Multiplication Sandwich

The Delicious Matrix Multiplication Sandwich
The mathematical genius behind this sandwich is *chef's kiss*! When you multiply matrices, you're essentially creating all possible combinations of their elements. Just like this PB&J 2.0 with its 3 rows (jam, honey, marshmallow) and 3 columns (crunchy, Nutella, creamy) creating 9 glorious flavor combinations! In matrix multiplication, a 3×1 matrix (a column with 3 elements) times a 1×3 matrix (a row with 3 elements) gives you a 3×3 matrix with 9 elements - exactly like this culinary mathematical masterpiece! It's the tastiest way to visualize the outer product in linear algebra I've ever seen!

The Mysterious Expanding Track Phenomenon

The Mysterious Expanding Track Phenomenon
Behold, mathematical heresy in its natural habitat! The sign proudly declares 1 lap = 1/3 mile, but then claims 3 laps = 1.2 miles. Last time I checked, 3 × (1/3) = 1, not 1.2. Whoever created this sign must have skipped the distributive property day in elementary school. The track is apparently 20% longer when you run it three times—perhaps it's secretly a quantum track that expands with each lap? Or maybe the city of Portsmouth employs mathematicians who believe multiplication is just a social construct. Either way, I'd bring a GPS tracker before trusting this dimensional anomaly with my fitness goals!

The Great Mathematical Showdown

The Great Mathematical Showdown
The eternal mathematical showdown! On the left, Team 6 is screaming "24!" because 6+6+6+6 equals 24. On the right, Team 0 is yelling "ZERO!" because anything multiplied by zero equals zero. It's the classic order of operations debate that breaks friendships and family dinners! Without parentheses, we follow PEMDAS (Multiplication before Addition), making Team 0 technically correct. But let's be honest - Team 6 has that passionate "I refuse to accept zero destroying all my hard addition work" energy we've all felt in math class.

The Multiplication Matrix Makeover

The Multiplication Matrix Makeover
The multiplication table has been reborn as a mathematical matrix operation! Instead of the friendly grid we all learned in elementary school, someone's decided to represent it using linear algebra notation—complete with vectors and that intimidating equals sign hanging out at the bottom. It's basically math saying "I'm not a regular table, I'm a cool table." Turning a simple concept into something that looks like it requires a PhD is peak mathematician humor. Next time a kid asks for help with times tables, just hand them this and watch their tiny mind implode.