The Perils Of Dating As A Bourbaki Fan

This is what happens when math escapes the textbook and invades your video games! The meme brilliantly visualizes "integration by parts" (that scary calculus formula uv-∫vdu) as a character breaking through walls in a platformer game. Instead of grinding through equations, our hero is literally breaking the problem into parts! Calculus students everywhere are having flashbacks to those late nights when they had to decide which function was u and which was dv, except this guy just smashes through the obstacles. Honestly, this is the most action-packed explanation of integration I've ever seen - who said math can't be an adventure?

Starting with "equations describe physical things" and ending with "THE UNIVERSE IS AN EQUATION" is the perfect representation of what happens when physicists get too deep into the quantum rabbit hole! 🐇 It's that moment when you go from normal science to full cosmic enlightenment in six easy steps! First, you're just writing formulas for gravity, then suddenly you're contemplating how fundamental particles are just mathematical constructs, and before you know it—BAM!—you're arguing that reality itself is just a solution to some cosmic differential equation! The Wheeler-DeWitt equation actually tries to describe the entire universe as a wave function with no time parameter. Basically, it's what happens when theoretical physicists have unlimited coffee budget and no supervision for decades.

Ah, the classic physics-to-engineering pipeline. Physicists enter engineering classrooms with that insufferable smirk that says, "You're approximating a cow as a sphere while I've derived the Standard Model." Yet there they are, secretly delighted to finally work on problems where you're allowed to ignore quantum effects and just use F=ma. The first-order approximation they mock is the same simplification they'll gratefully embrace when their advisor demands actual results by next Tuesday. Forty years in academia taught me one thing: theoretical superiority is directly proportional to distance from practical application. But we all cash the same paychecks in the end.

The mathematical community is in shambles! Someone vandalized the Wikipedia page for the Chinese Remainder Theorem with a fictional tariff policy dated in the future. What makes this extra hilarious is how it perfectly mimics the format of a legitimate Wikipedia article—complete with a blue hyperlink and citation marker [2]. The Chinese Remainder Theorem is actually a fundamental concept in number theory that's been around since the 3rd century CE—not something you can slap a 40% tariff on! Next thing you know, they'll be taxing the Pythagorean Theorem for being Greek during budget cuts.

The mathematical enlightenment spectrum in full display! The top equation (e iπ + 1 = 0) is Euler's Identity—arguably the most beautiful formula in mathematics, connecting five fundamental constants in one elegant expression. Yet our protagonist sleeps through this mathematical masterpiece. But then... 69 69 ≡ 69 mod 420? This "nice" number combination featuring the internet's favorite digits (69 and 420) jolts him wide awake! The true mathematical priorities of our generation revealed in one perfect meme. Fun fact: While Euler's Identity has profound implications in complex analysis, that bottom equation is actually mathematically correct—when you calculate 69 69 and divide by 420, you do indeed get a remainder of 69. Mathematics has never been so... nice.

The scientific community's standards for "new discoveries" are apparently... flexible. 🧪 Physics: Got a blurry video of your cat toy vibrating? Congratulations, you've discovered the "quantum fuzzball particle" that will revolutionize string theory! Chemistry: Drew some random circles and lines? That's definitely a groundbreaking molecule that will either cure cancer or make really good shampoo. Nobody knows! Biology: Found a weird noodle in your backyard? Time to name it Vermis exgirlfriendus and submit to Nature! Mathematics: Who needs rigorous proof when you have a million kids with TikTok accounts demanding "squillion" be recognized? Democracy wins over mathematical convention!