The Great Sandwich Geometry Theorem

The Great Sandwich Geometry Theorem
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The great sandwich geometry debate that's keeping mathematicians up at night! Someone actually took the time to calculate whether diagonal sandwich cuts create more sandwich through some sort of bread-based dimensional wizardry.

It's the mathematical equivalent of trying to prove Santa exists by measuring chimney circumference. The precision! The decimal points! The complete disregard for the fact that the real increase is just the psychological satisfaction of those perfect triangles!

Next up in my lab: proving that folding pizza doubles its flavor quotient and calculating the exact moment when cereal becomes soup. SCIENCE!

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