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The Odd Charge Out

The Odd Charge Out
Poor Homer is the lone "coulomb" in a bar full of "mA·h" (milliampere-hours)! This is basically the electrical engineering version of being the only sober person at a party. While everyone else is measuring battery capacity, Homer's stuck with measuring electric charge. It's like showing up to a basketball game with hockey equipment. The electrical engineers in the room are probably cackling right now while the rest of us wonder why Homer looks so uncomfortable. Next time you feel out of place, just remember—at least you're not a fundamental unit trapped in a sea of derived measurements!

The Three Stages Of Scientific Euphoria

The Three Stages Of Scientific Euphoria
Scientists aren't known for showing emotions, but catch us in the lab when the experimental error drops below 1%? Pure ecstasy. It's like watching the universe align just for you. Getting the math right? Cool. Confirming your hypothesis? Nice! But that sub-1% error margin? That's the scientific equivalent of winning the lottery while being struck by lightning on your birthday. Graduate students have been known to frame these results and hang them above their beds.

When 50 Plus 50 Equals 96

When 50 Plus 50 Equals 96
The eternal struggle of chemistry students everywhere! When you mix 50mL of ethanol with 50mL of water, you'd think you'd get 100mL of solution because... math. But nope! Thanks to molecular interactions between ethanol and water molecules, the total volume contracts to around 96mL. This phenomenon is called "volume contraction" and happens because the smaller water molecules can nestle into spaces between the ethanol molecules. It's like trying to fit both basketball players and jockeys into an elevator - they pack more efficiently together than separately! The confused bird's double "WHAT?" perfectly captures every first-year chem student's brain short-circuiting when they measure their final solution and think they've somehow spilled 4mL. Trust me, no one escapes the existential crisis of "where did my volume go?!"