Diagonal Memes

Behold the sandwich paradox that haunts mathematicians during lunch breaks! The diagonal cut creates a longer perimeter while maintaining the same area—it's topology in the wild! Your brain isn't playing tricks; the hypotenuse of a square is indeed longer than its sides (thank you, Pythagoras!). So technically, you're getting more sandwich-to-mouth interface without adding a single extra calorie. This is why I always carry a protractor to Subway. For science!