The Great Mathematical Conspiracy

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The Great Mathematical Conspiracy

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The math rebellion we never knew we needed! This meme brilliantly skewers the absurdity of advanced mathematics with the energy of someone who just failed their calculus final.

Those colorful 3D plots at the bottom? That's what mathematicians show us to feel superior while they're secretly just calculating how many apples to buy at the grocery store. The audacity!

My favorite part is "YEARS OF COUNTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than your FINGERS." Spoken like someone who's never had to split a restaurant bill 7 ways. Pure mathematical anarchy!

And don't get me started on "give me ZERO of something" or "INFINITY of it." Mathematicians really invented concepts just to mess with our heads. They've been trolling humanity since Pythagoras, and we're still falling for it centuries later!

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