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Phosgene Is Tasty Guys I Swear
Chemistry Lab-life Science Materials
13 days ago 4.9K views 0 shares
Phosgene Is Tasty Guys I Swear
Nothing says "nutritious breakfast" like a chemical warfare agent used in WWI. The meme sarcastically recommends a daily dose of phosgene at the exact concentrations various countries deemed "maximum allowable" for workplace exposure. For context, phosgene smells like freshly cut hay right before it destroys your lungs. Finland apparently thinks you can handle 10x more than everyone else—clearly they breed their chemists differently over there. Pro tip: if your lab safety manual includes recommended daily intakes, you might be in the wrong cookbook.

Sorry, I Left My Chloroplasts In My Other Body
Biology Science
26 days ago 5.8K views 0 shares
Sorry, I Left My Chloroplasts In My Other Body
Parents think teenagers operate on plant logic. "The sun is up, therefore you should be up!" Meanwhile, the teenager's sarcastic response hits with perfect biological accuracy. Unless you're equipped with chloroplasts and can convert sunlight into glucose (spoiler: humans can't), there's absolutely zero correlation between solar position and optimal wake time. Our circadian rhythms actually shift during adolescence, making teens naturally night owls. But sure, let's pretend humans are just malfunctioning houseplants who forgot how to photosynthesize. Next they'll be watering us to help us grow taller.

The F In Engineering Is For Fun
Engineering Academia Science Tech
1 month ago 5.2K views 0 shares
The F In Engineering Is For Fun
The truth finally revealed! Engineers have been hiding this secret formula for generations: "The F in Engineering is for Fun ." Which is absolutely genius because there IS no F in "Engineering" - just like there's often no fun in those all-nighters calculating stress tensors or debugging code that worked perfectly yesterday. Pure engineering humor that hits harder than a miscalculated load-bearing beam!

The Real Design Process Flow Chart
Engineering Tech
1 month ago 5.5K views 0 shares
The Real Design Process Flow Chart
Engineers aren't just problem-solvers—they're caffeine-powered sarcasm generators! The flowchart nails the engineering lifecycle with brutal honesty: feed an engineer problems and coffee, and out comes solutions... with a complimentary side dish of sarcasm that nobody ordered. The "side effect" label is particularly brilliant because, like any good engineering documentation, it acknowledges the unintended outputs that management pretends don't exist. Every engineer knows that caffeine-to-code conversion rate is directly proportional to the amount of deadpan commentary produced along the way.

The Great Mathematical Conspiracy
Math Academia Science
1 month ago 6.5K views 0 shares
The Great Mathematical Conspiracy
The math rebellion we never knew we needed! This meme brilliantly skewers the absurdity of advanced mathematics with the energy of someone who just failed their calculus final. Those colorful 3D plots at the bottom? That's what mathematicians show us to feel superior while they're secretly just calculating how many apples to buy at the grocery store. The audacity! My favorite part is "YEARS OF COUNTING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higher than your FINGERS." Spoken like someone who's never had to split a restaurant bill 7 ways. Pure mathematical anarchy! And don't get me started on "give me ZERO of something" or "INFINITY of it." Mathematicians really invented concepts just to mess with our heads. They've been trolling humanity since Pythagoras, and we're still falling for it centuries later!

Radiation Doesn't Care About Your Opinion
Physics Science Geology
1 month ago 9.9K views 0 shares
Radiation Doesn't Care About Your Opinion
Someone's confusing correlation with causation again. Holding a uranium-rich rock and subsequently feeling ill isn't a matter of personal opinion—it's just basic radiobiology. Next they'll be saying gravity is just a suggestion. The laws of physics don't require your agreement to function, much like how my experiments don't require my lab manager's approval to fail spectacularly.