Academic Classification Gone Wild

The academic turf wars just reached absurdist levels! The Nobel committee apparently classified computer science under physics, and this tweet takes that logic to its hilarious conclusion. If we're just randomly assigning disciplines now, then sure, let's call mathematics a branch of literature—because solving differential equations is basically just writing fiction with extra symbols. Next up: chemistry is interpretive dance, and biology is just spicy cooking. The classification struggle is real, folks. Computer scientists everywhere are having an identity crisis while mathematicians are wondering if they should submit their proofs to poetry journals.