So It Was You Who Put The Alphabet In Math

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So It Was You Who Put The Alphabet In Math

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The ultimate showdown between modern math students and Al-Khwarizmi, the 9th century Persian mathematician who basically invented algebra! That accusatory stare perfectly captures the collective trauma of generations who've had to solve for x. While ancient mathematicians were perfectly content with numerical calculations, this mathematical mastermind just had to introduce variables and equations that haunt homework assignments to this day. Thanks to him, we've all experienced that existential crisis when letters suddenly invade what was supposed to be a numbers-only party. The irony? His name literally gave us the word "algorithm" - so he's responsible for both our calculator apps AND the reason we need them!

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