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The ultimate scientific flex! This Venn diagram is clearly the work of a physicist with an ego the size of a supermassive black hole. 🔬 The center boldly claims all three disciplines can "be better than chemists" - the AUDACITY! Meanwhile, physicists mock engineers, mathematicians can't win Nobel Prizes (technically true since there's no math category!), and engineers apparently can get laid. The diagram itself is a beautiful example of academic tribal warfare where everyone thinks they're superior. The irony? A chemist would point out this diagram lacks proper balance... just like a physicist's equations that ignore friction! 💥

Behold! Mathematical felines demonstrating equations with their bodies! The flat orange cat perfectly illustrates y=0 (the horizontal line), while the stretchy white kitty forms a perfect parabola (y=x²). The logarithmic lounger (y=ln(x)) shows what happens when you're half on/half off the couch, and the circular cuddlers complete our furry function family with the circle equation. Who needs graphing calculators when you have cats?! Next up: teaching them differential equations... though they might just cough up a hairball on my lecture notes.

The pure horror on a mathematician's face when someone suggests using π as a variable! That's like suggesting we use water as fuel for a flamethrower! 🔥 In the sacred realm of mathematics, π is that special irrational number (approximately 3.14159...) that represents the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. Using it as a random variable is mathematical blasphemy of the highest order! Mathematicians would rather calculate derivatives in their sleep than witness such sacrilege. Meanwhile, economists are over there like "numbers are just suggestions anyway!" 🤓

The ONE temperature where Celsius and Fahrenheit shake hands and say "we're equally freezing"! It's the magical crossover episode where -40°C = -40°F, the only point where these stubborn temperature scales agree. No conversion needed! Scientists call this the "temperature truce" — where you don't need to argue about which scale is better because they're both telling you the same thing: IT'S TOO COLD TO BE OUTSIDE! Even your calculator would say "just stay home and drink hot chocolate instead."

Somebody once told me math was gonna rule me! The Axiom of Choice is one of the most controversial principles in set theory, allowing mathematicians to select elements from infinite sets simultaneously. Basically, it's like Shrek having the magical power to pick one item from each of infinite swamps without explaining how he did it! Mathematicians either love it or run away screaming - much like villagers reacting to our favorite ogre. Hollywood sequel writers are clearly running out of plot ideas if they're turning to abstract mathematics. What's next? Donkey exploring the Banach-Tarski paradox by duplicating himself into two identical donkeys?

The mathematical escalation is real! First panel shows the Pythagorean theorem (3²+4²=5²) - a mathematical classic we all know and love. Second panel kicks it up with Fermat's Last Theorem for cubes (3³+4³+5³=6³), which is actually false but looks convincing enough to trick students. Then the third panel hits with that 3⁴+4⁴+5⁴+6⁴=7⁴ equation that has the student completely baffled! Fun fact: While the Pythagorean equation is legit (9+16=25), the other equations are mathematical trolling at its finest. The third one isn't even close to true! It's the perfect representation of that moment in math class when you think you understand the pattern, then the teacher drops an impossible problem that makes your brain short-circuit. Mathematical trauma in three panels!