Quadratic Mood Swings

The number 6 is politely holding the door for 3.1415... and saying "After you..." Poor decision. Once π starts going through that door, it'll never end. Those digits just keep going forever with no pattern. The number 6 is about to be standing there until heat death of the universe while π's infinite decimal expansion crawls through. Should've taken the elevator.

Initial joy: "Only one question on the exam!" Final horror: It's an integral of √(tan x) dx. That's the mathematical equivalent of being told you only need to climb one mountain, then discovering it's Everest. Even calculators need therapy after attempting this one. The cross is a nice touch—perfect for the funeral of your GPA.

The ultimate collection of scientific self-owns! Each field gets brilliantly roasted by its own terminology: • Math jokes need proof (mathematical rigor demands formal proofs) • Linkin Park jokes "don't matter" (referencing their song "In The End") • Orthodox jokes must be canonical (officially recognized by religious authority) • Mechanical jokes need to fit (like machine parts) • Aerodynamics jokes must land (aircraft landing) • Philosophy jokes question why (the fundamental philosophical question) • Civil engineering jokes are under construction (building infrastructure) • Economics jokes follow demand principles (supply and demand) • Statistics jokes must be significant (statistical significance in hypothesis testing) The nerdiest thread ever to make me actually snort-laugh while studying!

Nothing ignites internet warfare quite like an ambiguous math expression! The equation "1+1×0" has spawned a bell curve of intelligence where both the lowest and highest IQ individuals confidently declare "It's 0!" while the average folks insist "It's 1!" This is the perfect illustration of the horseshoe theory of mathematical understanding—where people who never learned order of operations and people who overthink simple problems somehow reach the same wrong conclusion. Meanwhile, the 34% in the middle who remember PEMDAS from 5th grade are smugly correct but insufferably pedantic about it. And thus mathematics, which should be the most objective discipline, continues to cause more online bloodshed than politics and religion combined.

Nothing says "I am the master of the universe" quite like knowing that dE/dt=0 means energy is conserved. While your friends flex their money and status, you're over here casually dropping conservation of energy principles in conversation. The pink bar is practically off the charts because let's face it - understanding the fundamental laws that govern reality is the ultimate power move. Who needs a corner office when you can explain why the entire cosmos doesn't just randomly lose energy? Physics equations: making mere mortals feel inadequate since Newton dropped that apple.

The eternal struggle of math professors trying to explain mathematical induction to confused students! First they hit you with the base case (Patrick's like "yep, easy enough"), then drop the induction step bomb where you have to prove that if it works for k, it works for k+1 (Patrick's brain visibly short-circuiting). Just when Patrick thinks he understands the concept, the professor drops the "it holds for all values of k" conclusion, and poor Patrick is left questioning reality itself. This is basically every math student's journey from confidence to existential crisis in under 5 minutes. Mathematical induction: where understanding and confusion are perfectly balanced, as all things should be.