Mfw The Professor Says Phasor

This is peak mathematical snobbery at its finest! In the hierarchy of mathematical sophistication, calling vectors "first-order tensors" is like refusing to say "water" and instead insisting on "dihydrogen monoxide." Technically correct? Absolutely. Unnecessarily pretentious? You bet your eigenvalues it is! This is the mathematical equivalent of wearing a monocle to read a cereal box. The kind of person who does this probably also corrects people who say "speed" instead of "magnitude of velocity vector" at casual dinner parties.

The eternal struggle of quantum physicists everywhere! When Professor McGonagall asks "Why is it always you three?" she might as well be talking to Alice, Bob, and Charlie - the infamous trio that haunts every quantum encryption problem and thought experiment in existence. These three hypothetical people have caused more theoretical chaos than any wizarding trio ever could. Next time your quantum key distribution fails spectacularly, you know exactly who to blame. The universe's most notorious troublemakers aren't teenagers with wands - they're the placeholder names keeping cryptographers awake at night!

The evolution of engineering students is a brutal reality check! On the left, we have the overconfident high school graduate with muscles bigger than their understanding of Newton's laws, strutting into freshman year like "Physics is just F=ma, how hard could engineering be?" Fast forward to junior year, and they're desperately searching "how to solve coupled differential equations" at 2AM while watching Indian YouTube tutors explain thermodynamics better than their $50,000/year professors. Nothing humbles you faster than realizing your entire academic survival depends on a stranger across the globe who somehow explains control systems with a $2 microphone and MS Paint diagrams.

The ultimate quantum physics party foul! This stick figure doesn't realize they've just committed the cardinal sin of quantum mechanics - trying to "just look" at light. Sorry buddy, but in the quantum world, observation equals participation! The moment you peek at a photon, you've already changed its behavior thanks to the observer effect. It's like telling your date "I'm just looking, not touching" while simultaneously poking them with a stick. No wonder light is responding with "Are you serious?" The wave function has collapsed, and so has any chance of a second quantum date.

Someone with a thermodynamics textbook and too much time on their hands has created the perfect phase diagram for gender identity. The supercooled "girltwinк" state is particularly brilliant—metastable until disturbed, then crystallizing into a "face-center cubic girl structure." I've stared at phase diagrams for 15 years and never once considered the "supercritical genderfluid" region or the "femboy triple point." My colleagues would absolutely publish this in the Journal of Irreproducible Results.

Physics majors don't just lift weights—they calculate angular momentum while doing it. The meme shows the natural habitat of physics students in the gym, visualizing dumbbells as rotating bodies with moment of inertia I x and angular velocity ω y . Why waste a perfectly good workout when you could be mentally solving rotational dynamics problems? Their bodies might be getting stronger, but their primary goal is clearly to impress their quantum mechanics professor.