Petition To Change Notation

The grim reaper just delivered the most mathematically savage burn in history. Multiplying by zero? Easy—you get zero. But dividing by zero? That's literally undefined in mathematics—an operation so forbidden it crashes calculators and opens black holes in spreadsheets. The joke is brilliantly morbid: if your age equals an undefined mathematical impossibility, you're essentially... not alive. It's the mathematical equivalent of saying "you don't exist." Death really knows how to weaponize number theory!

This math meme is pure calculus comedy gold! It shows Gumball in three forms representing the same natural logarithm written different ways: First panel: Regular Gumball = ln(x) - the standard natural log notation we all know Second panel: Super Saiyan Gumball = log e (x) - same thing but with the base explicitly shown Third panel: MEGA BRAIN Gumball = log(x)/log(e) - the final boss form using the change of base formula! They're mathematically identical expressions getting progressively more unnecessarily complex. It's like meeting someone and saying "Hello" vs "Greetings, carbon-based life form, I wish to initiate verbal exchange protocols!"

The mathematical pun that would make calculus students either giggle or groan! This equation shows that the derivative of position with respect to time equals velocity (di/dt = i̇). It's basically saying "the rate of change of i is i-dot" which is both mathematically correct AND a spectacular dad joke rolled into one. Newton is somewhere in the afterlife high-fiving Leibniz while simultaneously face-palming at this gloriously nerdy wordplay. Even differential equations have a sense of humor!

Someone actually printed the largest known prime number in a book! That's over 41 MILLION digits! Imagine the poor printer that had to spit out this mathematical monstrosity! The number is so massive it would take you approximately 45 days to read aloud if you didn't sleep, eat, or question your life choices. And the best part? By the time you finish reading this book, mathematicians will probably discover an even larger prime, making your coffee table decoration instantly obsolete. It's the mathematical equivalent of buying an iPhone right before the new model drops!

It's MATH-CEPTION gone wild! This brilliant meme shows a recursive sequence of posts where each day's upvote goal follows the Fibonacci sequence (1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21...). Notice how Day 16 needed 987 upvotes, Day 17 needed 1597, and now Day 18 needs 2584 - each number is the sum of the previous two! The poster is creating a fractal-like image that gets more hilariously complex with each iteration, essentially turning Reddit karma into a mathematical art form. The nested screenshots are multiplying faster than bacteria in a forgotten petri dish! Mathematicians everywhere are either crying tears of joy or having existential crises over their social media habits.

The universal panic that strikes when a textbook casually drops "the proof is trivial" and suddenly YOU'RE responsible for filling in 17 logical steps! Nothing makes a math student question their life choices faster than those four little words. The character's bewildered expression perfectly captures that moment of mathematical betrayal when authors decide their 8-page derivation is somehow "obvious" and "left to the reader." Pro tip: if your professor ever says "clearly" or "it can be easily shown," brace yourself—nothing easy follows those phrases!