Proof By Crow That 0 Is A Natural Number

The evolution of how a genetics professor describes a population sample. Starting with casual language, progressing through scientific terminology, then chromosome notation, algebraic factoring, and finally just giving up and plotting it as a straight line with negative slope. The mathematical elegance of genetics reduced to y = mx + b. Nature's complexity simplified to the point where even calculus students would sigh in disappointment.

Mathematical fame is just *chef's kiss* spectacular! You spend your entire life proving theorems and revolutionizing numerical concepts, and your reward? Some sleep-deprived grad student in the year 2157 mumbling "who the heck was Pythagoras again?" while flipping through a dusty textbook at 3 AM. The ultimate flex in mathematics isn't getting your face on a magazine—it's having your name attached to an equation that tortures students for generations! That's immortality, baby! Your legacy lives on as thousands of future humans curse your name during final exams. Fame in STEM is truly its own special brand of obscurity with benefits!

Finally! A dating app where mathematicians can shine! When asked for "proofs," most people send selfies, but our hero is ready with ACTUAL mathematical proofs... only to pull the classic textbook move of "the proof is trivial and left as an exercise for the reader." That's the mathematical equivalent of saying "I have a girlfriend but she goes to another school." Dating and differential equations don't mix, but at least they both involve finding solutions that satisfy initial conditions!

The existential crisis of every Calculus 1 student witnessing someone solve derivatives in seconds using the power rule. Meanwhile, they're still drawing tangent lines and computing limits like it's the 1600s. The power rule (where the derivative of x^n equals n·x^(n-1)) feels like actual sorcery when you first see it. That moment when math suddenly gets easier and you're convinced your professor has been deliberately torturing you with the long method.

The mathematical burn is STRONG with this one! This person's perfectly straight hairline forms a textbook right angle that would make Pythagoras himself shed a tear of geometric joy. For those who slept through math class, the Pythagorean theorem (A² + B² = C²) describes the relationship between the three sides of a right triangle. This hairline is so precisely angular that it could literally be used as a teaching aid! Whoever styled this clearly graduated from the School of Trigonometric Tonsorial Arts with honors. Remember kids, choose your barber wisely or you might become an involuntary math demonstration!

The academic turf war just got spicier. In 1990, physicist Edward Witten snagged the Fields Medal (math's equivalent of a Nobel) despite being, you know, not a mathematician. Fast forward to 2024, and computer scientist Geoffrey Hinton wins a Physics Nobel despite not being a physicist. Mathematicians are experiencing that special feeling when someone raids your intellectual refrigerator and then wins awards for the sandwich they made with your ingredients. The disciplinary boundaries in science are becoming as theoretical as string theory itself.