Modality Has Entered The Chat

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Modality Has Entered The Chat

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Classical logic is having its moment with the whole "if pigs could fly, then Paris is in Spain" nonsense. According to classical logic, if the first part (pigs flying) is false, then the ENTIRE statement becomes technically true! *adjusts glasses frantically*

But then intensional logic crashes the party like "HOLD UP! That's BONKERS!" In real-world reasoning, the connection between flying pigs and Parisian geography should actually MAKE SENSE! The relationship between statements MATTERS, you beautiful fools!

It's like when your professor says "if you study, you'll pass the exam" and you didn't study but passed anyway, then claim they lied. The logical systems are fighting and I'm just here with popcorn watching the chaos unfold!

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