It's Cooler 'Cause It's Harder To Calculate

Mathematicians breathing a collective sigh of relief that Gödel's Undecidability Theorem ensures job security forever. "Thank goodness some problems are literally impossible to solve—otherwise we'd all be replaced by a calculator app!" The highlighted text is basically saying "Don't worry fellow math nerds, computers can't solve everything, so our paychecks are safe!" It's the mathematical equivalent of dinosaurs celebrating the asteroid that wiped out automation.

The ultimate engineer's passive-aggressive mug! That diagram is a control systems feedback loop saying "If I wanted your input F(s), it would be factored into my system." The transfer function shows that input A(s) goes through controller G(s) to produce output X(s), with feedback H(s) creating signal B(s) - but there's no pathway for external input F(s) to influence the system! It's basically the mathematical way of saying "nobody asked for your opinion." Engineers will silently sip from this during meetings while their colleagues ramble on with unsolicited advice.

That moment when your idea of a wild night involves contemplating the nature of infinitesimally small numbers instead of drunk-texting exes. While normies are sending "u up?" messages at 2 AM, you're wondering if dx/dy approaches zero or if there's a smallest possible value. The calculus hangover is real, but at least you won't wake up to embarrassing message screenshots. Your dating profile should just read "Swipe right if you find limits exciting."

What starts as "just a 20-minute adventure" quickly devolves into a pendulum physics nightmare. The top panel shows the simple pendulum equation, making it seem easy. The bottom panel reveals the horrifying reality—a time calculation formula that would make even tenured professors weep. Classic interdimensional field trip gone wrong. That moment when you realize your grandfather's "quick errand" involves solving differential equations that would make Newton reconsider publishing Principia .

The Venn diagram of academic sins is absolutely savage! Physicists modeling penguins as cylinders (because who needs biological accuracy?), engineers rounding π to 3 (precision is overrated), and mathematicians defining e with that limit expression that haunts undergrads' nightmares. The overlap is where the real comedy gold happens - approximating sin(x) as x for small angles, treating gravity as exactly 10 m/s², and the cardinal sin of using whatever units make your equations work. No wonder they're all single! Meanwhile, programmers are off in their own circle with x = x + 1 (a mathematical impossibility that somehow works in code), and chemists... well, they're barely even on the diagram. Dating pool = ∅

The eternal struggle of every math student! The "Math Lecturer Starter Pack" perfectly encapsulates those professors who transform simple concepts into cryptic hieroglyphics. First, they hit you with a PDF full of squiggles that supposedly represent mathematical notation. Then come the ancient Greek symbols that make you question if you're studying math or classical literature. And don't forget the archaic language—"thus," "hence," and "shall"—because apparently modern English isn't sophisticated enough for derivatives. The confused cat face is literally every student after the professor proudly declares "and obviously this equals that" while pointing at an equation that looks like someone sneezed on the keyboard. Advanced mathematics: where "{} = {}" makes perfect sense to exactly one person in the room.