Imaginary Vegetables

Behold! The classic physicist's nightmare! Poor doggo trapped in the simplified realm where everything becomes a perfect shape. Physicists LOVE making ridiculous simplifications to solve equations—"assume a spherical cow in vacuum" is their go-to move when math gets scary. This green computational canine is clearly experiencing the horror of being reduced to basic geometry while fluid dynamics equations swirl around it. The green lines represent streamlines in the simulation, and the doggo is NOT having it. Next thing you know, they'll be ignoring air resistance and saying friction doesn't exist!

This tier list is peak mathematical trolling! The numbers -2, -3, and -5 get S-tier because they're negative versions of actual primes, so they look prime but are actually divisible by -1. Zero slides into A-tier because it's divisible by literally everything except itself (identity crisis much?). Meanwhile, 1 gets relegated to F-tier—the mathematical equivalent of "you had one job" since it's the multiplicative identity that fails the prime test by definition. The empty B-C-D-E tiers are just mathematical shade at this point. Numbers that aren't prime but desperately want to join the cool kids club.

Rumor has it he called eigenvalues "weak" and said real programmers use Excel. The MATLAB community simply couldn't tolerate his claims that "matrices are just tables for nerds." Apparently the final straw was when he tried to transpose a non-square matrix and blamed the software for the error message. Classic case of mathematical cancel culture. His Bugatti is now running on Python scripts.

The eternal struggle between theoretical physics and practical engineering captured in one brutal roast. The physicist spends years contemplating quarks and cosmic heat death while drowning in student debt and existential dread. Meanwhile, the engineer is out there approximating π=3 because "close enough," getting rich, and actually building stuff that works. Nothing says "academia vs. industry" quite like choosing between writing anxiously in pencil or confidently counting squares under a curve because integration is for nerds with too much time on their hands. The true irony? Both think they're better than the other while secretly wondering if they made the right career choice.

Ever had that moment when a seemingly simple math problem turns into an existential crisis? That's what we're seeing here! The exam question "Prove that 1+1=2" for a whopping 100 marks is the mathematical equivalent of asking someone to explain why water is wet... in 50 pages. What makes this hilarious is that proving 1+1=2 is actually a notoriously complex problem in formal mathematics! Bertrand Russell and Alfred North Whitehead needed 360 pages in their "Principia Mathematica" to build up enough logical framework to prove this "obvious" fact. The contrast between the cartoon character's blissful ignorance and the other's horrified realization is every math student's nightmare come true! Next time your professor says "this should be easy," remember this meme and prepare your nervous breakdown accordingly!

The mathematical progression from panic to genius in one meme! First panel shows the classic divide-by-zero crisis that sends calculators into existential meltdowns and triggers all those "runtime errors" and "undefined" warnings. But then we reach the beautiful bottom panel where imaginary numbers enter the chat. Square root of negative one? No problem! Just invent a completely new number system! This is literally how complex numbers were developed—mathematicians basically said "this seems impossible, so let's create an entirely new mathematical dimension where it works." And that's how we got everything from electrical engineering to quantum mechanics. Sometimes the most revolutionary solutions come from saying "screw it, I'm making up new rules."