The Physics Of Parental Favoritism

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The Physics Of Parental Favoritism

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The mathematical mom just dropped the most savage physics burn of all time! Those equations at the bottom aren't just decoration—they're showing that both kids have the same momentum (p=mv), but the second child has way more kinetic energy (E=½mv²).

Translation: "I love you both equally" quickly becomes "I love the faster one more" because energy increases with the square of velocity! That's not just playing favorites—that's mathematically proven favoritism! 😂

This is exactly why physicists shouldn't be trusted with parenting decisions. Equal momentum does NOT mean equal love when kinetic energy has entered the chat!

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