I'll Get It Eventually

Ever wonder what happens when mathematicians try to be edgy? They convert innocent numbers to base π and create monstrosities like this. In our familiar base-10 system, 4 is just...4. But express it in base π and suddenly you're staring at a decimal abomination that stretches to infinity. The joke here is that something as simple as "4" becomes this unholy numerical mess when expressed in an irrational base. It's like forcing a perfectly respectable integer to wear ridiculous clothing to a formal dinner. No wonder they labeled it "least wholesome" - it's mathematical perversion at its finest.

The origin story of every engineer who started with a math degree. Little Billy just wanted to learn about money, but completely misunderstood the lesson. Instead of investing cash, he invested in a math degree—the financial equivalent of buying a boat with a hole in it. Pure mathematicians spend years proving theorems that have no practical applications while living on ramen noodles. Then one day, reality hits and they reluctantly cross over to the dark side of applied science. Engineering: where math majors go when they finally want to afford groceries.

Math just went from "hold my beer" to "hold my non-Euclidean geometry textbook." The meme starts with the familiar 0 0 = 1, which already makes calculus students twitch. Then it escalates to the circled gem: multiplying zero by infinity equals... zero? Welcome to measure theory, where mathematicians decided regular math wasn't confusing enough! It's like watching your GPS recalculate after you make a wrong turn into the twilight zone. These are the special cases that make math majors wake up in cold sweats and question their life choices at 3 AM. Meanwhile, physicists just wave their hands and say "it's approximately correct" before moving on with their lives.

Dating as an engineer is a whole different frequency! 📊 When someone says they're sending "mixed signals," most people would talk it out. But this brilliant engineer took it literally and busted out the oscilloscope for a Fourier analysis! 🤓 For the non-signal-processing crowd: Fourier analysis breaks down complex waves into simple sine waves—basically the mathematical equivalent of figuring out what notes make up a chord. So instead of decoding her emotional cues, our hero is decomposing her communication into fundamental frequencies! The best part? His engineering shirt in the background completes the perfect storm of technical problem-solving applied to romance. Who needs relationship counselors when you have signal processing equipment?

Some mathematical theorems have been hanging around unsolved for decades, sometimes centuries. The P=NP problem is basically asking "are problems that are easy to verify also easy to solve?" Mathematicians have been staring at this since 1971, collecting million-dollar prize bounties, and still responding with the computational equivalent of a shrug. The rest of us are just standing here awkwardly, like that minion, waiting for someone to figure it out while the entire field collectively mumbles "no clue whatsoever." Maybe check back in another 50 years.

Computer scientists having an existential crisis because some random Reddit post declared Dijkstra's algorithm "non-optimal" without a single citation. For the uninitiated, Dijkstra's algorithm is the holy grail of finding shortest paths in graphs—it's literally what powers your GPS navigation! The juxtaposition of sobbing academics demanding "Source???" versus a random meme telling people to "throw your textbooks in the fire" perfectly captures the eternal battle between peer-reviewed research and that one person who read half a Wikipedia article. Next up: "Gravity is just a theory" posted by u/FlatEarth4Life.