I See Your Flat Earth Theory And Raise You My Möbius Strip Earth Theory

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I See Your Flat Earth Theory And Raise You My Möbius Strip Earth Theory

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Taking conspiracy theories to a whole new dimension! A Möbius strip Earth would be the ultimate geographical mindbender - one continuous surface where if you travel far enough in any direction, you'd end up on the opposite side but upside down. Imagine the airport chaos! "Sorry, your flight to Australia has been redirected to Norway's underside." The best part? We'd only need to mow one side of the planet. Think of the savings on lawn care alone!

For the topologically curious: a Möbius strip is created by taking a strip of paper, giving it a half-twist, and joining the ends. It has the mathematical property of being non-orientable with only one side and one boundary. Unlike flat-earthers who just removed a dimension, this theory adds a twisted one!

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