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The mathematical mic drop moment we all needed! SpongeBob is dropping prime number facts that would make Euclid spit out his coffee. This is peak number theory humor because both statements are hilariously true yet sound completely contradictory. The number 2 stands alone as the only even prime (since all other even numbers are divisible by 2), while 3 is indeed the only prime divisible by 3 (because... well, that's how division works). It's the mathematical equivalent of saying "I'm the only person in the world named after me." Technically correct—the best kind of correct!

Ever had that moment when your theoretical knowledge hits a practical roadblock? The poor mathematician with a PhD couldn't mentally calculate 68×74 on a date! The irony is delicious - spending years proving complex theorems and writing dissertations, but freezing up on basic arithmetic. It's like having a Formula 1 car but forgetting how to turn the key. Mental math and theoretical math are completely different beasts - one requires quick calculations, the other deep conceptual understanding. That Kermit plush perfectly captures the shame spiral of realizing you've just undermined years of academic credibility with one missed multiplication problem.

Nothing triggers math anxiety like realizing your calculator was in radians instead of degrees. Your brain literally wakes you up at 3 AM to tell you why that test answer was wrong three weeks ago. The subconscious: safeguarding your mathematical dignity while completely disregarding your sleep schedule. And they say math isn't emotional—tell that to the cold sweat breaking out as you recalculate sin(30°) in your head and realize you've been living a lie.

The peak of mathematical efficiency: why waste time on rigorous proofs when you can just cite someone who already did the heavy lifting? This "proof" brilliantly reduces Lambert's complex 1761 demonstration that π is irrational to essentially "because Lambert said so." It's the mathematical equivalent of answering a question with "Google it." Next semester I'll be teaching a new course: Advanced Citation Techniques for the Mathematically Lazy.

Ever had math brutally assault your brain? That's what's happening here! The equation claims 4² × 7 = 112, but when our green anime warrior counts the tiles, some are mysteriously missing! The punchline? 4² × 7 = 16 × 7 = 112, but there are only 100 tiles visible (10²). Those 12 missing tiles represent the mathematical error that's driving our poor hero to madness! It's basically what happens to every student during finals week when the numbers stop making sense and start throwing punches instead. The universe where math doesn't add up is truly the scariest timeline!

This is peak mathematician brain! While normal people would be calling the police about mysterious basement happenings, mathematicians are just casually extending number systems to solve the problem. They're treating people like integers where someone can be a "-1 person" 🤯 It's basically the mathematical equivalent of saying "I don't have enough money? No problem, I'll just invent negative dollars!" The concept of negative numbers was actually controversial for centuries - mathematicians were called crazy for suggesting numbers could be less than nothing. Now they're using that power to explain creepy basement scenarios. Math: solving riddles and disturbing the neighbors since forever!