Help Me Solve This "Simple" Little Problem

Ever tried rolling a sphere for your D&D game? That's some next-level probability right there! This shiny ball is being called an "infinite sided dice" because technically... every point on a sphere could be a possible outcome! The creator's joke about "adding numbers when I'm done" is pure mathematical comedy gold - they'd need to label INFINITE points! Mathematicians are somewhere between laughing and having an existential crisis right now. Good luck determining if you hit that dragon with your +3 sword when your dice has ∞ sides!

This is pure mathematical genius! The symbol d/dt represents the derivative with respect to time in calculus—basically how something changes instantaneously. The cocktail glass replacing the numerator creates a brilliant visual pun: "alcohol derivative." The prohibition sign warns us that calculating derivatives while intoxicated leads to mathematical disaster. Your integration will definitely be off by more than a constant! Even Newton would've spilled his apple cider trying to solve differential equations after a few drinks. The brain simply cannot compute limits while its own blood alcohol concentration is approaching its limit.

The mathematical equivalent of "not that kind of doctor" taken to its logical extreme! When someone desperately needs medical help, our PhD mathematician responds with peak academic detachment: "prove it." This perfectly captures the disconnect between theoretical academia and practical emergencies. The mathematician's brain is so deeply wired for formal proofs that even a life-or-death situation becomes just another theorem needing verification. Next time you're having a cardiac event, make sure to bring your formal proof notation!

Just your typical mathematical proof where someone casually divides by f() without checking if f() equals zero. That's like building a rocket without checking if fuel is flammable. The punchline "0=1" is what happens when you break the cardinal rule of mathematics—dividing by zero. Congratulations, you've just mathematically proven that my paycheck equals Jeff Bezos' net worth.

The hierarchy of vector notations is the silent war that haunts physics and math students everywhere! That S-tier arrow-topped 'v' is mathematical royalty—professors who use it are basically showing off. Meanwhile, the bold 'V' in A-tier screams "I'm important but not pretentious." The B and C tiers with their subtle underlines and overlines are for those professors who can't decide if vectors deserve special treatment. And that poor D-tier naked 'v'? That's what happens when your professor stopped caring three semesters ago. The real trauma comes when your textbook and professor use different notations in the same course. Nothing says "good luck on the exam" like five different ways to write the same darn vector!

Before mathematicians formalized negative numbers, this kid was out here creating a mirror-based number system! The genius solution: flip the digits upside down and declare them "less than 0." That face at the bottom is every mathematician who spent centuries developing formal negative number theory only to be outshined by a 4th grader with a notebook. Pure childhood mathematical intuition at its finest—discovering that numbers could exist on the other side of zero by literally turning them upside down. The symmetry is actually weirdly elegant... if only calculus homework could be solved with a mirror!