Missing My Field Days This Morning

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Missing My Field Days This Morning

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The eternal four-panel reality of being a geologist! Everyone imagines you're scaling majestic peaks like some rock-whispering mountaineer, while society pictures you covered in mud driving through impossible terrain. Your friends assume you're in a sterile lab meticulously analyzing specimens, but the truth? You're just sitting on a mountain with a beer, contemplating whether that formation is Jurassic or just your imagination after the third drink. Field work in geology is 10% science, 90% finding the perfect rock to sit on while you "hydrate." The only thing we're really discovering is how many geology puns we can make before someone throws a sedimentary rock at us.

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