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Missing My Field Days This Morning

Missing My Field Days This Morning
The eternal four-panel reality of being a geologist! Everyone imagines you're scaling majestic peaks like some rock-whispering mountaineer, while society pictures you covered in mud driving through impossible terrain. Your friends assume you're in a sterile lab meticulously analyzing specimens, but the truth? You're just sitting on a mountain with a beer, contemplating whether that formation is Jurassic or just your imagination after the third drink. Field work in geology is 10% science, 90% finding the perfect rock to sit on while you "hydrate." The only thing we're really discovering is how many geology puns we can make before someone throws a sedimentary rock at us.

The Highest Mountain Is Relative

The Highest Mountain Is Relative
Geography textbooks got it all wrong. When measured from the center of Earth rather than sea level, Ecuador's Chimborazo is actually farther from Earth's core than Everest. Mauna Kea extends another 6km underwater, and Cayambe sits right on the equatorial bulge where Earth's radius is greatest. But in this race? Everest still dominates the record books because we're stubborn about measurement standards. The mountain equivalent of "well, technically..."

How High Can You Go?

How High Can You Go?
Planetary one-upmanship at its finest! Mt. Everest may be Earth's highest peak at 8,849 meters, but Olympus Mons on Mars absolutely demolishes that record at a staggering 21,287 meters. That's nearly 2.5 times taller! The meme brilliantly captures this astronomical height difference through fantasy art - Earth's champion looks positively puny compared to the Martian behemoth. What's even more mind-blowing? Olympus Mons has such a gentle slope that if you were standing on it, you wouldn't even realize you're on a mountain. The curvature of Mars would hide the summit from view! Talk about the ultimate geographic flex.