The Only Rock Collection I Didn't Ask For

The Only Rock Collection I Didn't Ask For
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Your kidney is making you an offer you literally can't refuse! When you don't drink enough water and consume too much calcium, your kidney transforms into a reluctant mineralogist, creating its own "rock collection" in the form of kidney stones. It's the world's worst trade deal - you suffer through dehydration and excess calcium, and in return you get painful crystalline formations that feel like geological specimens trying to exit through places they definitely shouldn't! Nature's way of saying "stay hydrated or become a human gem mine!" Next time someone brags about their rock collection, just wince and say "mine's internal."

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