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The pandemic timeline according to conspiracy theorists! First, classes move online because of COVID. Then, mysteriously, "COVID engineers" graduate and enter the workforce. And suddenly—planes start falling out of the sky? Twice?! Because obviously, engineering education works better in person when you can physically touch the laws of aerodynamics. This perfectly captures how conspiracy minds connect completely unrelated events with imaginary causation. Remote learning → unqualified engineers → aviation disasters. Next they'll blame the microchips in vaccines for making pilots forget how to fly!

Ever notice how math professors love turning simple questions into epic quests? This formula is the mathematical equivalent of asking "how old are you?" while wearing a hard hat and looking dead serious! 🤓 The beautiful part? No matter what age you input, after dividing by 10, multiplying by 9, multiplying by π, dividing by e, and taking the sine... you get exactly zero! It's just a fancy way of saying "I don't care how old you are, you're nothing to me!" Pure mathematical savagery! And that construction helmet? That's to protect you from the mind-blowing realization that you just did all that math for absolutely nothing. Safety first when demolishing someone's self-worth with trigonometry!

Physics nerds unite! This meme perfectly captures that moment when someone tries to correct you with the wrong unit and you're just internally screaming. The joke here is that 1 Joule (J) actually does equal 6.242 × 10 18 electron volts (eV)! So when the second character tries to "correct" the first one by saying "eV" instead of "J", the first character gets annoyed because they're literally equivalent measurements—just at vastly different scales! It's like someone saying "that's not a quarter, it's 25 cents!" and you're just sitting there wondering if they passed elementary math. The conversion between joules and electron volts is fundamental physics knowledge that makes physicists and engineers want to flip tables when someone tries to "well actually" them incorrectly.

This is the ultimate nerd joke compilation where each field gets absolutely roasted by its own terminology! The philosophy joke questions its own existence (classic overthinking), while civil engineering is "under construction" (literally their job). Economics isn't "in demand" (supply-demand curves, anyone?), statistics isn't "significant" (p-value < 0.05 or it didn't happen), geography can't find itself (spatial disorientation at its finest), and programming has an "error in the code" (debug your life choices). Meanwhile, chemistry spontaneously combusted because some compounds are just that unstable. It's basically every academic discipline making fun of itself using insider terminology that makes scientists snort coffee through their noses during department meetings.

The automotive industry's version of a gang threat. When an engine fails to completely combust its fuel, it unleashes the unholy trinity of pollutants: SO x (sulfur oxides), NO x (nitrogen oxides), and CO x (carbon oxides). These chemical thugs don't just hang around street corners—they ascend to the atmosphere, wreaking havoc on our ozone and climate. It's basically a drive-by shooting aimed at the stratosphere. Your car's check engine light isn't a suggestion; it's a hostage negotiation situation.

The eternal battle between engineers and everyone else who just wants a simple explanation. On the left, we have the engineer's soul leaving their body as they launch into a detailed dissertation about overvoltage, resistor failure, and carbonization processes. Meanwhile, on the right, Chad Normalperson just wants you to know the magic smoke got out. Engineers have this inside joke that electronics work because they contain "magic smoke" - once that smoke escapes (when components burn), the device stops working. It's their way of simplifying complex failure modes while simultaneously mocking those who don't want the 47-minute technical explanation.