Wasted Tuition Fee

That moment when years of mechanical engineering education crashes into a 9-year-old's flawless logic. The kid's argument about three-legged chairs having "one less direction to fall in" is both hilariously wrong and yet has that weird ring of confidence that makes you question your entire degree. Meanwhile, your brain is frantically calculating stability moments, center of gravity, and static equilibrium just to prove a child wrong. Four years and $100,000 in student loans, and you're being intellectually challenged by someone whose biggest achievement this week was beating level 7 in Minecraft. The equations floating around your head won't save you from this existential crisis.