Trust Me, I'm An Engine

Searching for "weight of a block of pyramid" and getting the answer in refrigerators. Because clearly, ancient Egyptians measured everything in kitchen appliances. "How heavy is this massive stone?" "Oh, about 7 Samsung side-by-sides." No wonder it took 20 years to build the pyramids—they were busy converting from refrigerator units to cubits.

The imperial system finally makes perfect sense! On the left, we have America's "logical" measurements where everything is precisely 100 - because nothing says scientific consistency like basing temperature on a random guy named Fahrenheit and measuring distance in feet (because human appendages are clearly universal measuring tools). Meanwhile, the rest of the world uses those crazy, chaotic numbers like 304.8 mm in a foot - how dare they use a decimal-based system with conversion factors that don't require a Ph.D. to understand! Next time someone asks why Americans cling to their imperial system, just show them this chart. It clearly proves that writing dates as month/day/year is completely normal and not at all like writing your address as "apartment/street/city." The evidence is overwhelming!

The academic food chain perfectly captured! Engineers stand on the surface, blissfully building bridges and solving practical problems in the sunshine. Physics majors have descended into the cave, experimenting with fire and natural phenomena, convinced they're discovering the universe's secrets. Meanwhile, math majors are in the deepest cavern, hunched over abstract symbols, disconnected from reality but somehow supporting everything above them. The deeper you go, the further from practical application—yet the more fundamental to everything else. Pure math is basically academic spelunking without a headlamp!

The ultimate scientific flex! This Venn diagram is clearly the work of a physicist with an ego the size of a supermassive black hole. 🔬 The center boldly claims all three disciplines can "be better than chemists" - the AUDACITY! Meanwhile, physicists mock engineers, mathematicians can't win Nobel Prizes (technically true since there's no math category!), and engineers apparently can get laid. The diagram itself is a beautiful example of academic tribal warfare where everyone thinks they're superior. The irony? A chemist would point out this diagram lacks proper balance... just like a physicist's equations that ignore friction! 💥

The beautiful paradox of engineering students! Instead of calculating stress tensors or designing circuits, they're scrolling through memes about how difficult their major is. It's the perfect procrastination loop - reading about the very work they're avoiding while feeling oddly validated. The coffee cup isn't just a beverage holder - it's structural support for their rapidly deteriorating study schedule. Truly a masterclass in applied avoidance mechanics!

Engineers who use Computational Fluid Dynamics (CFD) software fall into three distinct camps on this bell curve of sanity: On the far left (0.1%), we have the "Pretty color :)" crowd who just enjoy making rainbow-colored fluid simulations without understanding the math. In the middle (34% on each side), we find normal engineers using CFD as intended - you know, to solve actual problems. And on the far right (0.1%), there's the "Pretty vectors" gang who've descended into obsession with the mathematical beauty of vector fields. But the true galaxy-brain move? Spending your entire Master's degree simulating a cow as an ideal gas with k-epsilon turbulence. Because nothing says "I've mastered fluid dynamics" like turning farm animals into mathematical abstractions!