The Great 3D File Format Showdown

The exhausted Squidward face perfectly captures the soul-crushing reality of engineering students during online school. Those bloodshot eyes aren't from partying—they're from staring at differential equations at 4 AM while the professor's mic cuts out every 30 seconds. Engineering students have evolved to function on 80% caffeine, 15% stress, and 5% actual knowledge. The transition from building actual bridges to desperately trying to screen-share MATLAB code that won't compile has broken them. Their rooms now resemble disaster zones with notebooks full of calculations that might as well be hieroglyphics at this point.

Chemistry electrons are these calm, orderly little creatures—following bonding rules, sharing nicely, hanging out in orbitals like well-behaved quantum particles. BUT THEN! In electronic engineering, these same electrons turn into absolute CHAOS GREMLINS! They're tunneling through barriers they shouldn't cross, zooming at relativistic speeds, and generally causing electrical mayhem that makes engineers scream into their oscilloscopes! It's like watching your quiet neighbor suddenly become a wild party animal after midnight. Same electron, completely different personality depending on which scientific discipline is trying to wrangle it!

Engineer with a degree: "I want to design revolutionary infrastructure and solve complex problems." Railroad industry: "Here's a divine calling to maintain 200-year-old technology that hasn't fundamentally changed since the steam era." The career trajectory of engineering graduates is the greatest thermodynamic example of potential energy never converting to kinetic energy. Thirteen years of education just to apply the same solutions from 1950. The only innovation happening is finding new ways to pretend you're busy during mandatory safety meetings.

The ultimate collision of bathroom physics and quantum mechanics! This grid system turns your toilet into a scientific battleground where urinary trajectories become a statistical nightmare. The "Schrödinger's Piss" comment is pure genius—suggesting your stream exists in all grid coordinates simultaneously until observed. Just like the famous quantum cat, your pee is both hitting the water and splashing on the seat until someone walks in and collapses the wave function. Engineers trying to map fluid dynamics with coordinate systems is the most on-brand thing ever. Next up: calculating the splash radius using differential equations!

Electricity humor that'll shock your brain cells! The meme cleverly transforms the famous Spider-Man quote into Ohm's Law (P = I²R). Power equals current squared times resistance—it's the electrical engineer's version of "with great responsibility." The stick figure appears to be mourning their uncle, which is both a nod to Spider-Man's Uncle Ben AND a brilliant electrical engineering pun. Uncle Ohm would be positively amped that his legacy continues to generate such powerful wordplay!

Remember when sci-fi authors actually calculated submarine buoyancy? Now they just invent elements like "VIBRANIUM" and call it a day. The evolution of lazy worldbuilding is painfully accurate. Classic sci-fi writers would spend months researching physics principles to create plausible scenarios. Modern writers? "It's made of special space metal that defies all known laws of physics because... reasons." The decline from muscular Doge to weak Doge perfectly captures how technical rigor in science fiction has been replaced by handwaving and marketable buzzwords. Next bestseller: "The protagonist survived because... quantum."