Thanks, Einstein (And Tsiolkovsky)

Physics and engineering students looking at someone calling scientific calculator functions "useless"? *nervous laughter intensifies* 🧪 Those circled buttons (sin, cos, tan, log) are the bread and butter of anyone who's ever had to calculate the trajectory of a projectile at 2AM while questioning their life choices! Without them, we'd still be drawing triangles in the sand like cavemen with protractors! The real useless button is the one that turns the calculator on. Once you enter STEM, that thing never gets turned off. It becomes a permanent extension of your trembling, caffeine-fueled hand!

The meme hilariously mocks how people try to spot AI-generated content by counting em dashes! Einstein's actual 1905 paper on special relativity (which revolutionized physics by showing electricity and magnetism are two sides of the same coin) uses FOUR em dashes in its first paragraph. By modern "AI detection logic," Einstein would be flagged as a bot! The irony is delicious—our primitive AI detection methods would label one of history's greatest geniuses as artificial intelligence. Maybe being mistaken for AI is actually a compliment? *twirls mustache maniacally*

The eternal turf war between physicists and computer scientists reaches Nobel-level drama! First panel: Pooh looks unimpressed when the prize goes to CS work masquerading as physics. Second panel: Fancy Pooh perks up when realizing physicists can leverage this confusion to convince employers they invented AI. Nothing says "career advancement" like strategic disciplinary identity theft. Physics departments worldwide are frantically updating their CVs as we speak.

Even at absolute zero, helium refuses to play by the rules. While other elements stand at rigid attention like disciplined soldiers, helium's throwing a quantum physics rave. Those weak van der Waals forces just can't contain helium's zero-point energy—it's the ultimate chemical rebel with a legitimate cause. The universe's party element needs at least 25 atmospheres of pressure to solidify at 0K. Next time your lab equipment freezes solid in liquid nitrogen, just remember: helium would be dancing on the ceiling.

The physics equation W=Mg just claimed an Olympic medal. Those 100 grams would've been fine on the Moon where g=1.6 m/s², but on Earth, that's the difference between competing for gold and watching from the sidelines. Turns out using the standard approximation g=10 m/s² instead of the more precise g=9.8 m/s² wasn't just a rounding error on your physics homework—it was career-altering for this wrestler. Newton's laws are undefeated in competition.

Sixty dollars for a textbook that tells you 10 23 + 23 = 10 23 ? What a bargain! This is the perfect example of academic publishing's most brilliant business model: charging astronomical prices for stating the blindingly obvious with mathematical precision. Next chapter: "Water is wet, and here's a differential equation to prove it." Meanwhile, students are eating ramen for the fifth straight day to afford these profound insights. The real lesson here isn't about large numbers—it's about the large number of zeros in your bank account after buying the required reading.