The Aerospace Engineer's Dilemma

The eternal dilemma of aerospace engineers standing at the career crossroads! Left path: NASA with its sunny skies, government funding, and the prestige of public space exploration. Right path: Lockheed Martin with its stormy atmosphere, defense contracts, and significantly higher salary packages. Both will send things to space—one for scientific discovery, the other potentially to make things go boom. The real question isn't which pill to take, but rather: do you want to build rovers that search for alien microbes or satellites that can spot a quarter from orbit? Either way, your parents will finally stop asking when you're getting a "real job."