Society If Current Was Defined In The Same Direction As The Flow Of Electrons

Someone clearly skipped their high school geometry classes. Flying higher doesn't mean traveling in a triangle! The Earth is curved, so the shortest path between two points is actually a great circle route (geodesic), not whatever this bizarre triangular flight path suggests. If pilots actually flew like this diagram, we'd all have enough time to watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy—extended editions—before landing. The real kicker? Even if this were true, the Pythagorean theorem is sobbing in the corner right now because those distances don't remotely add up. Next they'll tell us planes need to dodge the firmament.

Einstein's rolling in his grave at absolute zero temperatures! The meme brilliantly juxtaposes Einstein's disdain for something ("this f***ing sucks actually") versus his theoretical reaction to AI ("literal coolest thing ever"). The irony? Einstein, who revolutionized physics with relativity, never lived to see modern computing, let alone artificial intelligence! His wild hair would probably stand even MORE on end if he witnessed how we're teaching silicon to think! The ultimate cosmic joke - the guy who said "God doesn't play dice with the universe" would now watch algorithms literally playing probability games to mimic human thought. MIND = BLOWN! 🧠💥

The internet's physics hierarchy perfectly captured! While specialized fields like soft matter and geophysics sit in an empty room, the "Fundamental Physics" door is absolutely swarmed with enthusiasts. Everyone wants to debate quantum mechanics and relativity, but mention statistical physics and watch the crowd disappear faster than a virtual particle. It's like the difference between saying "I understand string theory" at a party versus "I study the rheological properties of non-Newtonian fluids" – one gets you conversations, the other gets you alone with the cheese platter.

Every physics student's nightmare: sitting through yet another oversimplified explanation of flight. Teachers love to say "Bernoulli's principle causes lift because faster air on top creates lower pressure" and call it a day. But mention Newton's Third Law or boundary layer separation? Suddenly they're playing the Uno "Draw 25" card! The reality of aerodynamics involves complex vortex systems, circulation theory, and the Coanda effect—but good luck getting that in Intro Physics. It's like explaining a symphony by only talking about the flute section.

Poor Billy transformed from kinetic energy to potential energy and then... well... to thermal energy in the ground. The equation tells the whole tragic story - as he fell, his potential energy (mgh) converted to kinetic energy (½mv²), but unfortunately, the negative sign indicates he lost all that height... permanently. Physics doesn't care about your feelings, just your final velocity.

The ultimate philosophical paradox, served with a side of existential crisis. One person declares belief in a deterministic universe where all events are predetermined by prior causes, while the other "chooses" to disagree... then immediately questions whether that choice was actually free or predetermined. It's like saying "I reject your reality and substitute my own, unless that substitution was already written into the cosmic script." Philosophers have been having this circular argument since before it was determined they would.