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The engineering world's version of "but you have heard of me!" 😂 This Pirates of the Caribbean crossover perfectly captures that moment when someone criticizes your design but can't deny you still somehow made it work. Engineering isn't always about elegance—sometimes it's about duct tape, zip ties, and solutions that make senior engineers cry. But hey, if it passes the tests and doesn't catch fire (immediately), are you really the worst engineer or just... creatively resourceful?

Engineering professors: "Select a suitable material based on careful analysis of mechanical properties and application requirements." Engineering students: *SMASHES STEEL BUTTON* "STEEL IT IS! What was the question again?" Because why bother with titanium alloys, composites, or ceramics when you can just pick the metal equivalent of duct tape? Steel solves everything! Unless it's your GPA... that's beyond repair.

Engineers everywhere just nodded in approval. This is exactly the kind of mathematical rigor we apply when we're five hours into debugging and need to make the numbers work. The proof combines flawless logic, rotation properties, and complete disregard for what pi actually is (3.14159...). Reminds me of that time my colleague rounded gravity to 10 m/s² and called it "close enough for government work." Pure mathematical heresy wrapped in impeccable formatting and concluded with QED – the academic equivalent of dropping the mic.

Nothing quite captures the engineering graduate's moral dilemma like a six-figure salary that comes with the job description "make things go boom better." One minute you're designing sustainable infrastructure in your college capstone project, the next you're drooling over defense contractor benefits packages while your ethics professor's voice fades into background noise. The classic battle between student loan payments and your soul! Turns out the conversion rate from "I want to help humanity" to "I can optimize this missile's aerodynamics" is approximately $100,000 per year.

The ultimate betrayal in South Asian households: four years of electrical engineering and you can't fix the ceiling fan? The gap between theoretical knowledge and practical application has never been so hilariously exposed! Universities teach Maxwell's equations but forget the crucial "How to Fix Mom's Appliances 101" course. That electrical engineering degree might impress future employers, but in the maternal court of judgment, if you can't repair household electronics, you might as well have studied interpretive dance. The Gru meme perfectly captures that moment when you realize your fancy degree holds no power in the domestic realm.

This meme brilliantly captures the cruel statistical distribution of internship selection! The top panel shows someone with a 2.5 GPA stepping on a rake (classic physics example of stored potential energy converting to kinetic energy right into your face). Meanwhile, the bottom panel features the overachieving skateboarders with perfect GPAs and research experience still hitting the same wall. It's like Newton's Third Law of Academic Motion: for every qualification you have, there's an equal and opposite rejection email. The internship market doesn't follow rational scientific principles—it's more like quantum mechanics where uncertainty reigns supreme and observation changes outcomes!