Engineer's Dieting Protocol

Diet Expectations Measurement Data Results Mirror Winnie Salad Weight loss

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Engineer's Dieting Protocol

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Engineers are notorious for their logical approach to EVERYTHING—including weight loss! Just like how they'd measure circuit efficiency, they expect immediate, measurable results from that single salad they reluctantly ate. The mirror becomes their data visualization tool, checking for the mythical "instant transformation" that nutrition science clearly states doesn't exist. It's basically applying the wrong mathematical model to biological processes—expecting linear results from a complex system. The honey-loving bear perfectly captures that disappointed face when your body doesn't immediately compile and run "diet.exe" after one healthy meal!

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