Salad Memes

Taking the classic phase diagram from thermodynamics and replacing every single state with "salad" is peak scientific humor. In real phase diagrams, we'd see transitions between solid, liquid, and gas based on temperature and pressure, but here the viscosity vs. solid food fraction gives us... just salad. Different consistencies, different compositions, but ultimately the universe conspires to serve you leaves in a bowl. The "also salad" point is particularly brilliant—even at the critical phase transition, you're not escaping the leafy tyranny. It's basically saying that no matter how you manipulate your food parameters, the culinary outcome is predetermined. The second law of salad-dynamics cannot be violated!