Weight loss Memes

Ever notice how scientists get increasingly fancy with drug terminology? The meme perfectly escalates from the commercial name "Ozempic" (basic bear) to "Wegovy" (slightly more refined), then to the actual drug name "Semaglutide" (fancy tux bear), and finally peaks at the ultra-scientific "GLP-1 Receptor Agonist" (monocle-wearing aristocrat bear). It's like watching someone evolve from saying "my tummy hurts" to "I'm experiencing gastrointestinal distress in my abdominal region" in real time. Pharmaceutical elegance at its finest!

When doctors tell you to lose weight before surgery, they're talking about diet and exercise—not momentarily becoming weightless by jumping! The patient's brilliant "physics hack" of jumping to technically lose weight for a split second is met with Thanos-level disapproval. Gravity doesn't care about your medical loopholes, friend. Nice try exploiting the difference between mass and weight, but doctors prefer their pre-op weight loss to last longer than 0.5 seconds.