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Losing Weight On Mercury (First And Last Time!)
Astronomy Physics Science
26 days ago 15.4K views 0 shares
Losing Weight On Mercury (First And Last Time!)
The ultimate weight loss program: Mercury's daytime temperature reaches a balmy 800°F (430°C), instantly vaporizing both your fat cells and, well, the rest of you. Sure, you'd weigh 62% less due to lower gravity, but that's irrelevant when you're a puddle of organic compounds. Diet plans should really come with planetary warnings.

Engineer's Dieting Protocol
Engineering
1 month ago 21.7K views 0 shares
Engineer's Dieting Protocol
Engineers are notorious for their logical approach to EVERYTHING—including weight loss! Just like how they'd measure circuit efficiency, they expect immediate, measurable results from that single salad they reluctantly ate. The mirror becomes their data visualization tool, checking for the mythical "instant transformation" that nutrition science clearly states doesn't exist. It's basically applying the wrong mathematical model to biological processes—expecting linear results from a complex system. The honey-loving bear perfectly captures that disappointed face when your body doesn't immediately compile and run "diet.exe" after one healthy meal!

The Sophisticated Pharmacological Hierarchy
Medicine Chemistry Biology
2 months ago 15.5K views 0 shares
The Sophisticated Pharmacological Hierarchy
Ever notice how scientists get increasingly fancy with drug terminology? The meme perfectly escalates from the commercial name "Ozempic" (basic bear) to "Wegovy" (slightly more refined), then to the actual drug name "Semaglutide" (fancy tux bear), and finally peaks at the ultra-scientific "GLP-1 Receptor Agonist" (monocle-wearing aristocrat bear). It's like watching someone evolve from saying "my tummy hurts" to "I'm experiencing gastrointestinal distress in my abdominal region" in real time. Pharmaceutical elegance at its finest!

Weightless Wonder: When Physics Meets Pre-Op Instructions
Medicine Physics Science
8 months ago 16.8K views 0 shares
Weightless Wonder: When Physics Meets Pre-Op Instructions
When doctors tell you to lose weight before surgery, they're talking about diet and exercise—not momentarily becoming weightless by jumping! The patient's brilliant "physics hack" of jumping to technically lose weight for a split second is met with Thanos-level disapproval. Gravity doesn't care about your medical loopholes, friend. Nice try exploiting the difference between mass and weight, but doctors prefer their pre-op weight loss to last longer than 0.5 seconds.