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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Engineer's Dieting Protocol

Engineering
1 month ago 22.7K views 0 shares
Engineer's Dieting Protocol
Engineers are notorious for their logical approach to EVERYTHING—including weight loss! Just like how they'd measure circuit efficiency, they expect immediate, measurable results from that single salad they reluctantly ate. The mirror becomes their data visualization tool, checking for the mythical "instant transformation" that nutrition science clearly states doesn't exist. It's basically applying the wrong mathematical model to biological processes—expecting linear results from a complex system. The honey-loving bear perfectly captures that disappointed face when your body doesn't immediately compile and run "diet.exe" after one healthy meal!

The Formality Of Y'

Math Academia Science
6 months ago 11.2K views 0 shares
The Formality Of Y'
Fancy Winnie the Pooh is having a sophisticated mathematical moment! The notation "dy/dx" represents the derivative in calculus - essentially how one variable changes with respect to another. But what makes this hilarious is the posh, aristocratic phrasing that transforms basic math into high society speak. It's like calculus showed up to a black-tie event! The "with all due respects to x, of course" is that perfect touch of unnecessary formality that mathematicians secretly wish they could add to their equations during lectures. Next time you're solving differential equations, remember to tip your top hat to the independent variable!

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