Infinite Plane, Infinite Pain

Geology puns are groundbreaking ! This meme captures that moment when you realize erosion seminars are both educational AND emotionally draining. Just like water slowly carves away at rock over millennia, apparently these seminars chip away at your soul too! The seminar probably covered everything from wind erosion to glacial scouring while simultaneously eroding everyone's will to live. Next time someone invites you to a geology lecture, bring snacks and emotional support—you're in for a rocky ride!

Someone actually published a scientific paper with "assuming the flat Earth model" in it! 🤯 That's like submitting a cooking recipe that starts with "assuming water isn't wet." The highlighter marks the spot where some poor reviewer probably spat out their coffee. Scientific journals have standards, people! Next paper: "Gravity: Just a Theory or Actually Tiny Invisible Elves Pulling Us Down?"

Behold! The ultimate flat-earther fantasy world where the Pyramids, Mordor's Eye Tower, and Lady Liberty all hang out like neighbors at a cosmic block party! This photoshopped skyline mashes famous landmarks from different continents into one impossible view—exactly what you'd expect if Earth were just a flat disc with monuments sprinkled around like decorations in a video game. It's basically what would happen if our planet's geography worked like The Sims and some celestial being just dragged and dropped landmarks wherever they felt like it! Next update: the Eiffel Tower right next to the Great Wall of China, because why not?

The ultimate geographic fever dream! This masterpiece shows what happens when you reject spherical Earth and embrace pancake cosmology. Somehow, flat earthers believe you can see the Egyptian pyramids, Mordor's Eye Tower, the Statue of Liberty, and downtown Dubai all from your backyard patio. Because apparently light bends to the whims of conspiracy theories rather than physics. The irony is delicious - if Earth were actually flat, you would see all landmarks from everywhere (assuming your eyesight rivaled the Hubble telescope). Instead, that pesky curvature means I can't even see my neighbor's garden gnome from two blocks away.

The ultimate geological irony! This salt container proudly declares its contents were "formed by the primal sea more than 250 million years ago" - surviving mass extinctions, continental drift, and the entire rise of mammals - only to be deemed unusable because of a tiny expiration date stamp from 2019. Talk about putting geological timescales into perspective! That salt witnessed the dinosaurs come and go, but heaven forbid you use it two years after some arbitrary food regulation date. The universe's oldest seasoning just got canceled by bureaucracy.

This is what happens when paleontologists try to cut corners on their theme parks! The comic brilliantly parodies Jurassic Park with "Cambrian Park" - featuring creatures from 490 million years ago instead of dinosaurs. While dinosaurs might eat you, these Cambrian critters like trilobites are... slightly less impressive tourist attractions. The budget-conscious scientists proudly showing off a single fossil display is giving serious "we have Jurassic Park at home" energy. The Cambrian explosion gave us incredible biodiversity, but apparently not incredible theme park experiences!