Rocket Science For Conspiracy Theorists

The sheer panic on this guy's face is every self-proclaimed "free thinker" who watched a few YouTube videos before encountering someone with an actual PhD and 15 years of laboratory experience. It's that moment when your "research" (reading conspiracy blogs at 2AM) collides with someone who literally sequences genomes for breakfast. Suddenly all those confident Facebook comments evaporate faster than volatile compounds in an improperly sealed flask!

The Empire's engineering department just got owned by the Flat Death Star Society. In a universe where we can build planet-destroying superweapons, apparently basic geometry is still controversial. Next they'll claim the tractor beam is just magnets and the Force is a government conspiracy. I suppose if you squint hard enough at a sphere, everything looks flat—just like some people's learning curves.

The classic correlation equals causation fallacy, but with ancient aliens flair! This meme brilliantly satirizes how some pseudoarchaeologists like Graham Hancock jump to wild conclusions based on superficial similarities. Sure, pyramids in Egypt and Mexico both have triangular sides (revolutionary concept, I know), and dolphins and sharks both swim in water with fins. By this logic, my coffee mug and the Grand Canyon are related because they both can hold liquid. Next up: birds and airplanes both fly, therefore airplanes must be descended from pterodactyls! Scientific method? Never heard of her.

This one's a scientific mic drop! People claiming "electromagnetic hypersensitivity" freak out about WiFi signals, but completely forget that neutrinos and cosmic rays are zipping through their bodies by the TRILLIONS every second! 😂 While WiFi operates at about 2.4 GHz with super low power, cosmic rays are high-energy particles from space that have been bombarding Earth (and us) since before humans existed. And neutrinos? Those sneaky subatomic particles are so non-interactive they can pass through a light-year of lead without stopping! The irony is delicious - worrying about WiFi while being completely unbothered by the cosmic particle rave happening through your body right now!

Ever noticed how online chemistry tutors and lab TAs have suspiciously similar writing styles? 🧪 This brilliant meme plays on the classic superhero secret identity trope, but with a chemistry twist! Some poor student is connecting the dots that their online tutor "NileRed" might actually be their OChem lab TA by day. The conspiracy deepens when you realize professors often moonlight as online resources too! Chemistry students everywhere are nodding knowingly - wondering if that helpful YouTube explanation came from the same person who graded their spectacularly failed titration experiment yesterday! 😂

The scientific method's elegant progression from scattered data points to connected knowledge gets absolutely demolished in the final panel. While normal humans highlight meaningful connections with insight and wisdom, conspiracy theorists just connect everything to everything else with frantic purple markers! This perfectly captures how conspiracy thinking works - instead of finding signal in noise, they create a chaotic web where your aunt's Facebook post about chemtrails somehow proves lizard people control the Federal Reserve. It's the intellectual equivalent of throwing spaghetti at a wall and calling the mess "research."