When Earth Is Just One Big Sims Neighborhood

Just when you thought we'd escaped flat Earth theories, someone's now questioning the moon's geometry! The exasperated "Don't" response perfectly captures how astronomers feel every time celestial bodies get geometrically challenged. Fun fact: we've known the moon is spherical since ancient Greece when people noticed its circular shadow during lunar eclipses. Even with modern technology sending back thousands of images from multiple angles, conspiracy theorists still find ways to question established science. The mental gymnastics required to believe in a flat moon would win gold medals if Olympic events included "Ignoring Observable Reality."

Someone skipped every science class ever ! The moon absolutely reflects sunlight (it's basically a giant space mirror), and rocks are literally visible BECAUSE they reflect light. Otherwise we'd all be bumping into invisible rocks! And yes, the moon is made of rock, and yes, humans have moonwalked on it (not the Michael Jackson kind). It's like watching someone confidently declare that water isn't wet while standing in a puddle. My brain cells are committing mass suicide right now! 🧠💥

Finally, irrefutable evidence that would make Galileo roll in his grave. A spirit level on dirt somehow trumps 2000+ years of astronomy, satellite imagery, and physics. Next up: disproving gravity by jumping and not immediately returning to Earth for a whole second. The perfect scientific methodology—if your sample size is one square foot of ground and you've never heard of "local topography."

Fascinating. Someone who thinks the absence of atmospheric light scattering is evidence of a film studio. Next they'll tell us astronauts float because they're hanging from invisible strings. The irony is that without an atmosphere to scatter light, you'd expect exactly what we see - a bright sun against a black backdrop. But sure, NASA hired Stanley Kubrick to fake the moon landing and he insisted on shooting on location.

The perfect science facepalm! This meme plays with the dual meaning of Mercury - both the planet and the element. Someone's attempting to use basic chemistry facts to "debunk" astronomy, completely missing that they're two different things! Mercury the element is indeed liquid at room temperature (melting at -39°C), but Mercury the planet is definitely solid rock and metal. The conspiracy punchline is just *chef's kiss* - jumping straight to "NASA LIED" instead of realizing they're mixing up completely different scientific concepts. It's like saying Iceland can't exist because ice melts at 0°C!

Breaking physics is apparently more concerning to the government than breaking into Area 51. The notation ε<0 refers to negative permittivity, which would allow for some truly bizarre electromagnetic phenomena like negative refraction and perfect lenses. Basically, you'd be running away with the ability to bend light in ways that violate conventional optics. The guards aren't chasing you because you trespassed—they're chasing you because you've stolen something that could collapse our understanding of physical limitations. Typical Monday in theoretical physics research.