More Proof Birds Are Government Drones

The perfect wordplay that scientists and conspiracy theorists can finally agree on! Two lab-coated folks saying "I consent" while the tin-foil hat enthusiast screams "I DON'T!" is basically every climate change conference in meme form. The punchline "Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?" brilliantly skewers how "consensus" is just "con-sensus" without universal... consent. *adjusts microscope dramatically* Scientific consensus requires MORE than majority agreement—it demands rigorous evidence that even the tin-foil brigade can't deflect! Though they'll certainly try. Trust me, I've seen heated debates at conferences that make this look like a tea party!

What happens when you blend conspiracy theories with the pain of structural biology research? This masterpiece. The truth about crystallography they don't want you to know: those diffraction patterns are just PhD students' tears crystallized under electron microscopes. That complex compound formula? Just keyboard smashing after the 47th failed crystallization attempt. Nothing captures lab desperation quite like calling your field "VOODOO mathematics" while staring at the same protein crystal that refuses to diffract properly for the fifth consecutive month. At least the "Round Pyramid Scheme" is aptly named - that's where your career goes when you can't get publishable data.

The pancreas conspiracy theorists have arrived! This brilliant parody mimics those ridiculous anti-science rants but with endocrinology as the target. As if our bodies' perfectly evolved glucose regulation system is some kind of Big Pharma scam. Next thing you know, they'll be claiming mitochondria are government surveillance devices. "Stop producing ATP! Energy was meant to be unregulated! Just eat more sugar instead of doing cellular respiration!" My favorite part? "Hello I would like HYPERGLYCEMIA please" – said no functioning pancreas ever. The diabetic community is probably reading this while giving their insulin shots the side-eye.

Behold! The ultimate flat-earther fantasy world where the Pyramids, Mordor's Eye Tower, and Lady Liberty all hang out like neighbors at a cosmic block party! This photoshopped skyline mashes famous landmarks from different continents into one impossible view—exactly what you'd expect if Earth were just a flat disc with monuments sprinkled around like decorations in a video game. It's basically what would happen if our planet's geography worked like The Sims and some celestial being just dragged and dropped landmarks wherever they felt like it! Next update: the Eiffel Tower right next to the Great Wall of China, because why not?

Just when you thought we'd escaped flat Earth theories, someone's now questioning the moon's geometry! The exasperated "Don't" response perfectly captures how astronomers feel every time celestial bodies get geometrically challenged. Fun fact: we've known the moon is spherical since ancient Greece when people noticed its circular shadow during lunar eclipses. Even with modern technology sending back thousands of images from multiple angles, conspiracy theorists still find ways to question established science. The mental gymnastics required to believe in a flat moon would win gold medals if Olympic events included "Ignoring Observable Reality."

The ultimate tinfoil hat marketing strategy! Someone at the store clearly doesn't realize they've just validated every conspiracy theorist's favorite accessory. Those aluminum foil boxes aren't just for wrapping leftovers—they're providing essential headgear to block government mind control signals! The irony is delicious: buy the very material conspiracy folks use to protect their thoughts, and get a pre-made hat "for free." Brilliant unintentional marketing to the "the government is reading my brainwaves" demographic!