Government Memes

The Riemann Hypothesis is one of math's greatest unsolved problems with a $1 million prize for whoever cracks it. This meme perfectly captures what might happen if someone actually solved it after 16 years of work - the government would immediately show up with guns blazing! Why? Because prime number distributions (what the Riemann Hypothesis deals with) are the backbone of modern cryptography. Solve this bad boy, and suddenly all our encrypted secrets are potentially vulnerable. The mathematician's triumph becomes a national security threat faster than you can say "prime factorization." Imagine spending your life solving a math problem only to have men in black suits kick down your door. Talk about publish or perish taking on a whole new meaning!

Nothing says "trade war" like weaponizing economics with suspiciously precise formulas. That equation for calculating reciprocal tariffs looks like someone tried to mathematically justify why your avocados now cost $7. The elasticity is "near 2 in the long run" - much like my patience for economic policy papers that use Greek letters to sound smarter. They really set the price elasticity at 4 when real evidence suggests 2, which is basically the academic equivalent of doubling your recipe's spice measurements because you "feel like it might need more."