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The eternal struggle of mathematical constants! That tiny red slice represents π and e - the only math constants anyone remembers. Meanwhile, physics has commandeered the entire blue section with their endless parade of constants. Poor math majors get two famous numbers while physics students are drowning in a sea of constants named after dead guys. No wonder that face looks so dejected - it's the face of every undergrad realizing they have to memorize yet another constant that equals approximately 6.022 × 10²³. The physicists even stole i (imaginary unit) and claimed it as their own! Mathematical constants are like rare Pokémon while physics constants breed like rabbits with a calculator.

When your love life is so disappointing you turn to theoretical physics for comfort! This poor soul is using the multiverse theory to cope with rejection by calculating the probability (p≠0) that in some parallel universe, his crush might actually like him back. The equation on the whiteboard is basically a heartbreak formula disguised as quantum mechanics, with the variables literally spelling out "Together," "Separated," "Universe," and "You." Nothing says romance like desperately searching for a universe where the odds are in your favor! Even Einstein didn't think of using relativity to solve dating problems!

The ultimate dream of every physicist who's failed thermodynamics! This M.C. Escher-inspired "perpetual motion machine" is basically what happens when you skip physics class to play Minecraft. Sure, just build an impossible waterfall that violates the laws of physics, hook it up to a turbine, and boom—infinite energy! The first law of thermodynamics is crying in the corner right now. Energy companies hate this one weird trick! Next up: using unicorn farts to power your car and harvesting electricity from your cat's eternal judgment of your life choices.

Ever wondered what happens when you drink metal-containing coffee before an MRI scan? The bottom panels provide a rather... graphic demonstration! MRI machines use incredibly powerful magnets (up to 30,000 times stronger than Earth's magnetic field) that will absolutely yank any ferromagnetic objects through your body. That's why the radiologist asks if you have any metal implants or jewelry—they're not just being nosy, they're trying to prevent you from becoming a walking physics experiment. Next time, maybe skip the iron supplements before your appointment.

The internet's physics hierarchy perfectly captured! While specialized fields like soft matter and geophysics sit in an empty room, the "Fundamental Physics" door is absolutely swarmed with enthusiasts. Everyone wants to debate quantum mechanics and relativity, but mention statistical physics and watch the crowd disappear faster than a virtual particle. It's like the difference between saying "I understand string theory" at a party versus "I study the rheological properties of non-Newtonian fluids" – one gets you conversations, the other gets you alone with the cheese platter.

Finally! Solid proof that cows ARE spherical! Physics textbooks everywhere can rejoice! For decades, physicists have started countless problems with "Assume a spherical cow..." to simplify complex calculations. Now we've got the exhibit to back it up! 🐄➡️🔮 This magnificent specimen in an art gallery perfectly demonstrates why simplifying models is both hilarious and necessary in science. Next up: frictionless surfaces and point masses that actually exist! Science dreams do come true!