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Principles For Sale: Competitive Salary

Principles For Sale: Competitive Salary
Engineering ethics? I hardly knew her! 🚀 Nothing quite like watching fresh-faced engineering graduates suddenly develop amnesia about their "I want to save the world" senior thesis when Lockheed Martin waves that six-figure salary and premium healthcare benefits. Turns out principles have a surprisingly exact dollar value! The internal monologue goes from "sustainable future for humanity" to "how many missiles can I optimize per quarter?" faster than you can say "military-industrial complex." It's the STEM version of selling your soul, except instead of meeting the devil at a crossroads, you're signing paperwork in a corporate office with free snacks!

Marching To The Beat Of Destructive Interference

Marching To The Beat Of Destructive Interference
The sign on Albert Bridge warns troops to break step when marching across—a classic example of resonant frequency in action. When soldiers march in unison, they can create oscillations that match the bridge's natural frequency, potentially causing catastrophic structural failure. Meanwhile, the military commander's orders for "random walk" are a brilliant physics joke. In mathematics, a random walk describes a path of random steps—exactly what you need to prevent rhythmic resonance. The absurd title with "picoseconds per square root mile" is just chef's kiss nonsense units that would make any physicist twitch uncontrollably.