Mark My Words: Physics Would Like A Word

Oh look, another conspiracy theory trying to debunk basic physics! The meme is questioning why meteor craters are circular instead of elongated like the second image. Spoiler alert: it's not because NASA is lying to you. When a meteor hits Earth, the explosive energy radiates equally in all directions regardless of impact angle. The resulting crater is almost always circular because the energy transfer creates a spherical shock wave. Even meteors hitting at shallow angles produce circular craters—it's not some grand cover-up, just good ol' physics doing its thing. Next they'll be asking why water doesn't stay in the shape of the ice cube tray. I swear, teaching freshman physics gets more challenging every year...

The ultimate DIY Faraday cage for when you're paranoid about 5G but still need WiFi! This masterpiece of tinfoil engineering perfectly demonstrates the hilarious contradiction - blocking electromagnetic waves while trying to broadcast them. It's like putting sunscreen on your windows but still expecting a tan! The aluminum foil would actually block the router's signal from reaching your devices, creating the world's most useless internet setup. Next-level tech paranoia with a side of physics fail!

When your theoretical physics gets so wild it starts sounding like a late-night History Channel special. "Is gravity leaking between universes? Find out after these commercials!" String theory went from elegant mathematics to "the multiverse is dripping on us, folks!" Next up: "Are black holes actually cosmic bathtub drains?" Hey, when you've spent 40 years trying to unify quantum mechanics and general relativity with no experimental proof, you start getting creative with those YouTube thumbnails. Gotta get those sweet, sweet clicks somehow!

Teaching physics by trolling students with astrology and flat Earth conspiracies? Bold strategy. This teacher's worksheet starts with astrology nonsense, then transitions to "But what does science say about this claim? Are you lazy because you are a Gemini? Or is it all a bunch of bullsh*t?" before hitting them with actual gravitational calculations. The flat Earth section is even better - making students calculate how fast a disc-shaped Earth would need to accelerate upward to simulate gravity (9.8 m/s²). Then casually dropping that the Earth would exceed light speed within a year. Nothing says "welcome to physics" like calculating the mathematical impossibility of conspiracy theories. Either this teacher is getting fired or winning educator of the year. No in-between.

When biblical prophecy meets molecular biology! This street preacher has inadvertently created the perfect fusion of religious fervor and transcription biology. Messenger RNA (mRNA) actually is the cellular messenger that carries genetic instructions from DNA to ribosomes for protein synthesis—not exactly demonic, unless you consider how it betrayed us all during that one group project where your proteins folded incorrectly. The irony is delicious: while he's warning about apocalyptic marks, biologists are thinking "well, technically mRNA does mark which proteins to make." Imagine this guy's reaction if someone told him about CRISPR—he'd probably need to add a second sign!

The scientific joke here is deliciously multilayered. H₂CO₃ is carbonic acid, which is notoriously unstable and readily decomposes into water and carbon dioxide. So this person is supposedly sneaking out of Area 51 with something that chemically can't exist in stable form - it's like claiming you've stolen a perpetual motion machine! The blurry image perfectly captures the frantic energy of someone who thinks they've gotten away with the impossible. Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists have been obsessed with Area 51 housing alien technology for decades, but apparently the real treasure was... basic chemistry that defies its own nature? Good luck with that unstable compound, buddy - it'll be gone before you reach the parking lot!